Kris Straub (كريس)

@krisstraub.com

LOCAL58TV, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc, PAX. 🚫 GenAI. He/him 🇪🇬

Gonna do a Nathan Fielder bit where I get an MBA, become an exec at a game company, pitch the idea of selling more copies of a game than it cost to make and then eventually become CEO of all video games.

Consolidation is killing our industry. The Gamergaters who make money off the rage game will have you think this is a victory. This is purely a loss. A loss of work and art and fun and expression in a space that desperately needs it. Massive fucking bummer.

For more than 30 years, BioWare has been more than a studio. It has been a home for storytellers, developers, an the players who brought our worlds to life.
Baldur's Gate. Neverwinter Nights.
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.
Dragon Age. Mass Effect. Anthem.
Now, after more than three decades of shared adventures, BioWare is closing and early development on the next Mass Effect project is ending.
There is nothing easy about writing those words. Our focu right now is on our incredibly talented team who put thei hearts into these games, and supporting one another through this transition.
What generations of BioWare built together is something t celebrate and remember. These games became so much mor because you played them, debated your choices, fell in love with the characters, and made these worlds your own.

i found liberty biberty dead on top of my car. i called about an investigation or a toxicology report or something and they said to just put it in the garbage and not worry about it. another thing i gotta deal with

we have nothing left!! discord's selling your data to poorly secured third parties. The entirety of bsky staff has AI psychosis. twitter is ran by a fascist pedophile, tumblr is censorship happy, patreon disables your account of you breathe wrong, youtube's demonetization algo is inscrutable

today i had to do one of the most disgusting homeowner things imaginable, and while i am v grateful for a home, there is always an unforeseen disgusting act of god hidden in the workings of a house to be surprised by

Here’s what happened— 1. In an attempt to be your good whore, I pushed an older production build to the live server which corrupted the client database backup. This was a massive overstep on my part and was not remotely brat.

love the wired article about how muse can sext, and how fast it jumps right into domming the user with zero preamble or boundaries or comprehension of anything. just what we need in a shopping assistant

this is the longest it has been since asking for action on one of my stalker’s accounts for no action to be taken. previously, this was taken seriously and shit was taken down within the hour. it has been days now.

demon core vidal@regretagarbo.rip · last wk.

please block and report @/wllllamistired.bsky.social DO NOT ENGAGE. once again @safety.bsky.app & @moderation.bsky.app have failed to keep my actual violent, homicidal stalker who i have a protective order against off this platform despite years of information about him. STILL NO ACTION TAKEN