Jordan
@jordansbrock.bsky.social
She/her. UglyDog, author, fangirl, dog mom, gamer, queer.
🚨 For any #UglyDogs not in the group DM, if you’ve got a spare chewy gift card or anything to put towards the $139 cost of an Embark DNA + health panel test for King, that could provide valuable info while waiting for the next available specialist appt next month.
Kat ❤️🐕🛷 🌻🇺🇦🌻 #UglyDogs@mrsa2003.bsky.social · 15h agoHe was a rescue. He came from a shelter in LA County in California
If there’s one thing I fucking HATE about Black Library’s ebooks, it’s the single space that defines a new paragraph. Quick, how many paragraphs on this page? How long did it take you to count? Are you sure?
According to mainstream archaeologists, they were just bros.
Ancient Egyptian Prayer Bot@egyptianprayerbot.bsky.social · 20h agoI was excellent in his majesty's heart; I was rooted in his majesty's heart; his majesty's heart was filled with me. (Autobiography of Weni) (ALL)
Your windpipe is that of Anubis, your chest is broad with gold, your breasts are two eggs of carnelian, which Horus has streaked with lapis. Your forearms glisten as glass, your shoulders are firm in their protection, your heart is gladdened every day. (BDQ)
🚨 For any #UglyDogs not in the group DM, if you’ve got a spare chewy gift card or anything to put towards the $139 cost of an Embark DNA + health panel test for King, that could provide valuable info while waiting for the next available specialist appt next month.
Kat ❤️🐕🛷 🌻🇺🇦🌻 #UglyDogs@mrsa2003.bsky.social · 15h agoHe was a rescue. He came from a shelter in LA County in California
Yeah, there are the tears again. I thought I dodged in a safe direction, only to fall right into a pit. I miss Darian and Bucky so fucking much, it’s still raw.
@robertrath.bsky.social 🎉🎉🎉 I’d say happy book birthday, but after 65,000,000 years, do you still pay attention to such things?
I want Hotel Hell, but solely for haunted hotels, where Gordon Ramsay has to shout at recalcitrant ghosts. “You’ve haunted this place for five hundred years, and now you’re just going through the fucking motions! Did you forget how?! You couldn’t scare a dead pigeon, much less a paying guest!”
Aleya just tried to sit up, wave her front paws, and scratch her ear with one back foot. To no one’s surprise, her “I meant to do that” reaction proves huskies are actually cats.
I have not yet been eaten by the leopard who hangs around our camp at night but I might end up getting eaten by lions because I really think they need belly rubs
Are loose ribbon chokers with pendants still a thing? I could probably tolerate the feel of a soft ribbon, and it would solve the issues of pendants too lightweight to wear on a satin cord.
gosh life is so beautiful its really overwhelming sometimes how beautiful it is
“Are you suuuure that burrito needs to cool off, mom? Because I think you forgot about it, and I can take that off your paws for you. So it doesn’t go to waste.” — Aleya
Just wait until they dig up the dirt on Ea-Nasir.
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19h ago
If any #UglyDogs with a port need soft satin cord so they can wear necklaces again, give me a shout. I bought a whole spool of it. Also I can give recommendations on one-shoulder bras that don’t require you to be an octopus and obviously won’t irritate your port.
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I’ve found asshole-ception. Masterchef (America) season 2, Max the Prime Asshole leaves, only for Christian to step up and dig that hole all the way to the other side of the planet.
Jordan@jordansbrock.bsky.social · last wk.Sometimes, on multi-episode cooking competitions, there’s someone so arrogant, stubborn, and anti-team, I’ll go to Wikipedia not just to make damn sure he* doesn’t win, but also to see what episode he gets kicked off. * It’s virtually always a “he” for some mysterious reason. Hmm.
Look, we’ve found the entrance to the Warp. (Do not go to the Warp.)
Paul McAuley@unlikelyworlds.bsky.social · 2d agoBlack hole star: the little red dot that 'looks a bit like a star but is 100 billion times brighter'.
We're giving away a customizable Stoneforged Sentinel mount to celebrate #WorldofWarcraft patch 12.1, now live! For a chance to win reply with your best story of falling to your death in WoW. Maybe this mount could help. Won't know until you try. Contest ends August 18 at 12pm eastern. #WoW_Partner
The deep ones awaken. Far beneath the waves, ancient lights shine in colors undefinable. The harbingers have come: the only warning afforded to humanity, whose ancestors dared leave the blessed sea. This is why we need to check our voter registration and then actually vote.
Capital Weather@capitalweather.com · 2d agoWhen will the jellyfish invasion ease at the Delmarva beaches? The jellyfish at the beaches have been unreal — to the point where almost no one is in the ocean at the peak of beach season. Why did this happen, and when will it get better? See our story: www.capitalweather.com/when-will-th...
Even when emptied of corpses, some of the stone coffins in the Eastern Crypt at Weychester Cathedral refuse to stop moving. Wooden boards jammed under them cannot prevent them rocking, inching themselves across the floor. Another haunting the Dean can't control. – #MattAdams
