J.L. Worrad

@worrad.bsky.social

Fantasy author. ‘The Keep Within’ and ‘Pennyblade’ available from @titanbooks.bsky.social

Watching BBC’s The Living and the Dead and it thinks it’s a Victorian folk horror but I’m not buying it and I’ve just realised that’s because there’s no low camera shots in long grass looking at fields of ploughed soil in the first five minutes. Don’t ask me why but that stuff is mandatory.

Here is a president who buys oil from a country that’s an ally and weapons buyer to the country he’s in a war with. He has no coherent foreign policy. Honestly, I don’t hate him cuz he’s evil. I hate him cuz he’s so damn sloppy.

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If you’re find yourself in a big argument here or on Threads, Twitter etc, simply offer your opponent a post on your blog to state their argument (with opportunity for follow-up posts to your counter-posts). Everyone I’ve offered this has backed-down. No one has the concentration to blog anymore.

Watching an old episode of Dirty, Rich & Catflap and realising Rik Mayall would have been an extraordinary Joker if they'd made a London gangland version of Batman.

Rik Mayall arsing about in a purple and green three piece suit.BildBild

I completely forgot I've been up the Empire State Building. Someone on Youtube was talking about it and I thought 'Ooh, I'd sure love to do that one day', then it all came back to me that I had. Guess I must have been shitfaced...

In a useful use of my time I've finally made a Heroforge model of every major (and a few minor) character in my fantasy and sci-fi novels, published and unpublished. I should be writing. Or eating and going out... Which model would you collect and paint?

I know an artist should put their heart into their art but there’s something about the romance of the pulp-era hack I love: “What’s that? A 6000 word story about a gunslinging ballerina? On your desk by 5? You’ll get it at noon!”