"Am I an optimist or delusional?" I ask myself every time I block a spam email and think I might eventually stop them.
Senta M Moses
@sentammoses.bsky.social
I’m an actress, but you can throw a cat in LA and hit an actress, so...Uh, I don't eat soup I can't see through! Wait, that's a whole other thing. Never mind, here's my website: https://demoreel.com/senta-moses
It should be a crime to fold a letter millimeters above the perforation line on a check.
"Blow me." - Bubblicious Bubble Gum (I used to love shoving the entire pack in my mouth at one time 🤷♀️)
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · yesterday“Blow me.”— saxophones
I figured out why you post yourself in monochrome. That way no one can see your red flags.
As we head into Halloween let me clear, there is nothing "fun" about a mini sized chocolate bar.
A haunted house where every room has a person who tells you, "They're going another way."
Aiyana White@aiyanaewhite.bsky.social · 3d agoA haunted house where every room is an embarrassing moment from your past oh wait that’s just my brain at 3am…
Brrr, my house was 62 degrees when I woke up…There must be some Clovers in the atmosphere.
Maybe someday my Mom will have a comment about my work other than "You looked pretty" or "I liked your hair" 😕
Just when I thought I had healed from making bad choice in love, I realized that I'm in a deeply dysfunctional relationship with the Chicago Bears.
Ruin a book by adding a word War and Peace Prizes (felt appropriate 🤷♀️)
elena perez@thisiselena.bsky.social · 5d agoRuin a book by adding a word Tired Of Mice And Men
I feel like I would clean more if I had woodland creatures to help.
I painted a horse and it took f*cking forever but I think it's important to embrace every form of creativity. You don't have to be just one thing. ❤️
I slept in my makeup last night and now there is a huge raccoon in my yard. Who needs milkshakes?
Real quick...He did mean that, he wasn't kidding, he didn't make a mistake. Stop excusing horrific behavior. Really, stop.
Last night I found an expired bag of peanut M&Ms in my parents' pantry. This is how I know that I was adopted.
No thanks, haunted houses. I can walk down the street at night being terrified some man is going to jump out at me for free on any day of the year.
Apparently, wanting to date a man my age is just about the most rebellious thing I can do in LA. I mean...Sometimes I really don't like this city.
Tomorrow is October 1st, the day I start thinking about a Halloween costume only to wait until the day before to actually do anything about it.
Some day I'll do a craft project that DOESN'T involve three separate trips to Michaels. Sadly, today is not that day.
I am HERE for Nigella's bite sizes on the new season of "The Great British Baking Show". Yes, stunning woman, show them how real women eat...Not like a little f*cking bird.
Some exciting personal news: All 3 books in my Sam the Spectator trilogy are now available as ebooks on my favorite online book joint, Bookshop dot org! YAY! bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
The Haunter: Sam the Spectator, #1
2018 B.R.A.G. Medallion Honoree2019 IAN Book of the Year FinalistA teen goth attempts to use her secret ghost-seeing powers to save her town from a restless spirit in the first book of the Sam the Spe...
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