Kendra Alvey
@kendragarden.bsky.social
Author & Kindle Book Award finalist. 👾neurodivergent pisces gremlin👾 she/her https://linktr.ee/kendraalvey
Jimothy is a Billy Bumbler who escaped Mid-World and you can’t convince me otherwise.
You wanna hear something crazy? ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᵃʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗˡʸ ᵒⁿˡⁱⁿᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʲⁱᵐᵒᵗʰʸ
🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?
Mom, what was 2026 like? We were afraid of strawberries and the air but it was fun to watch soccer tourists try ranch dressing.
Replacing all the bagged Trader Joe’s salads I usually eat for lunch with Cheez-Its and, I gotta say, it’s going great 👍
decided to look through my screenshot collection and share just a few of my favorite shots of Sam Neill
I love a black sundress. Yeah it's hot but that doesn't mean I have to be all cheery about it.
Last night I enjoyed a glass of red wine with one ice cube (pls don't judge) and put together this list of funny Bluesky posts. If you need one laugh only, this is not for you. This is filled with many laughs. www.gojeffgo.com/best-of-blue...
Best of Bluesky – Volume 4
Please enjoy some laughs and share some laughs and follow these folks.
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It's so hot in L.A. today that I put on a cowboy hat, stood on my porch, looked out into the distance and muttered, "Murder weather."
I miss the great American tradition of not thinking about the president constantly.
All 3 ebooks in my cozy supernatural goth teen series are free on smashwords until the end of the month! Can be transferred to any e-reader - yay! Happy summer reading! 👻 (all covers in photo are by @abigaillarson.com and I LOVE THEM!) #swsale26 #booksky www.smashwords.com/books/byseri...
nice try heat wave but I'd already lost the will to live
having an alien girl summer (only a lucky few will see me)
my phone just changed ‘ducks in a row’ to ‘dicks in a row’ and I was like perfect send
I follow a handful of journalist for news updates, and an enormous number of mentally unwell people with arts degrees to put that news into proper context for me
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
Grabbing the dog and fleeing LA. Hope everyone has a safe weekend. Fuck fireworks! ✌️
POV: your dog needs to be on your lap RIGHT THE FUCK NOW WHY ARE YOU PAUSING TO TAKE A PIC THIS IS DIRE
I know this is not the biggest concern going these days, but it stresses me out that basically every artist/writer/critic is now expected to create their own tiny empire instead of getting paid by any existing entity to perform a job they've worked to get good at!!!!
13-year-old me would’ve murdered for this sticker pack. Highly recommend buying yourself something ridiculous
My poor friend casually brought up The Vampire Lestat then had to listen to me info dump all things Anne Rice on him for half an hour.
hey hi hello! i’m celebrating another trip around the sun today, and if you've followed me for a while, you know i often use my birthday to fundraise for worthy causes. i’m continuing that tradition today — once again for the Trevor Project. 🏳️🌈♥️🏳️⚧️ give.thetrevorproject.org/ggb2026 (1/3)
Excited Birthday Girl Celebration
Alt: a birthday girl slams a punchbowl to the floor in celebration. as one does.
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Went for a walk, got a vegan mochi muffin, and saw 13 very good dogs. Yes, I counted.
