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Insert some incessant ramblings that no one will ever read. he/him
"Eggs expensive under Biden" was a story for six months. "Trump made everything expensive on purpose" is apparently just a Trump personality quirk we're all supposed to get used to.
It's crazy that the right has adopted "being bad at sex" as a positive, masculine trait
Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]
The future of Parton’s Imagination Library has become uncertain due to the quiet machinations of Republicans in the Midwest that have sought to unravel public funding for the cause. trib.al/Z9f1GpD
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
Straight man, instead of responding to this by telling ME how much you love Nolan, talk to each other. The loneliness epidemic isn’t going to fix itself.
the “great now please study endometriosis” thing is a good gag until you realize there was a study not on endometriosis but on the negative effects of endometriosis on PARTNERS of women with endometriosis and the findings were like “their partner won’t have sex with them bc of all the endometriosis”
This is the plot of Dead End: Paranormal Park
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · 2mo agoAn autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.
Again, you should operate under the assumption that there will be a coup attempt
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2mo agoBREAKING: The Trump White House just ousted all three sitting members of the U.S. Election Assistance Commission — hamstringing the bipartisan agency ahead of the midterms. The EAC helps state and local officials run elections, including by certifying election equipment.
I wouldn't kill a man for the United States, but I'd kill a man for a Fruitopia.
Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2mo agoOn this special 4th of July I want to remind everyone that the ambrosial 90's era beverage Fruitopia was around for nine years, thats five years longer than the Confederate States of America.
this countrys fetish for punishing those we decide are unworthy of help at the expense of all of us is so completely bat shit
Mississippi Free Press@mississippifreepress.org · 2mo agoWater fountains disappeared from the Longleaf Trace in June as the board that governs it grew concerned about how homeless people were using its facilities. Runners and bikers who use the 44-mile trail fear the decision could have dire consequences in Mississippi's summer heat. buff.ly/pBXSvrI
"Most of the people who read that gay mlm book are women!" Do you know how few men read books full stop? Let alone pick up a romance? It's not women's fault that men aren't boosting the numbers.
The Supreme Court today addressed one of the most pressing threats to the nation today: banning this high school sophomore from playing school sports with her friends 🫡🫠🙃
hi please do not plant bamboo anywhere, ever! there are other ways!
Anti Neoliberalism@antineoliberalism.bsky.social · 3mo ago#DataCenters You know what to do.
"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.
Here at the Reflecting Pool where a big chunk ofTrump's blue paint-apoxie has peeled off the bottom of the pool and is bobbling in the water.
whenever anyone I know admits to using ChatGPT this appears above my head
Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺@nashiez.bsky.social · 3mo ago"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.
happy Pride Eve to all the people who are about to paraphrase this tweet from 2022 or repost it with my name removed as if it’s a thought they just had themselves
If this has impacted your life in any way you're a massive loser ha ha ha
The Independent@the-independent.com · 3mo agoClaude down: Anthropic AI not working in major outage
I made this meme some years ago and it just popped up in my phone photo memories and… welp.
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