Also lol welcome to España, hope you didn’t casually skip all the vosotros conjugations because they’re coming at you
[ME OUTSIDE] Hey, so, do you want to exchange sincere compliments and make small talk without going anywhere for hours til you figure I’m just stringing you along? Cool great that’s me! [ME INSIDE, throttling my garbage personality like Homer choking out Bart] JUST. TELL. HIM. YOU. WANT. TO. FUCK.
Internet friendships are like "here's some drawn pornography that made me think of you"
@puppuppuppup.bsky.social got a good pic of me coming out of the water at the Balmins nude beach
While the rest of us Luddites have been arduously rawdogging our shade umbrellas into the sand, straining against the physics of the normal force, this dude beside us pulled a power drill out of his backpack and did extraordinary violence to the beach to secure his parasol in under five seconds.
I grew up in Madison, Wisconsin and I’ve lived in San Francisco for 17 years so, everything checks out, no surprises here.
“I’ve heard leather drives a man wild.” … with Jeb. #gayleatherman #leathernude #bikernude
Taking public transportation to go meet up with friends: Wow 🤩 the city is mine and I’m young and alive tonight! Taking public transportation to go back home after: if this shit is late by even 30 seconds I’m doing a 1 person 9/11
“Do you feel personally attacked by a Likert Scale?” ▪️Very Attacked ▪️ Somewhat Attacked ▪️ Neither Attacked nor Supported ▪️ Somewhat Supported ▪️ Very Supported
DM: Roll for executive function check. ME: Could you just kill me instead? DM: No.
I’m going nowhere, @bossdoggsf.bsky.social made sure of it
It used to be that I could say I work for [COMICALLY VILLAINOUS TECH COMPANY] and yes they are terrible, but I’m not in a division that makes the news, my work is obscure and innocuous. My work is still innocuous, their villainy is still comical, it is more terrible there now, and also in the news.
As a kid I was fervently hoping to live in a future that was cyberpunk (visionary) and instead we got cyberpunk (satirical)
Sometimes when I’m being a clumsy lump and spilling drinks or kicking my toes in or jabbing corners into assorted cartilage, I will just hear the “BAD” bark from Ninja Ninja Revolution in Scott Pilgrim, over and over again.
The person who named sweetbreads isn't allowed to name stuff anymore.
Our neighbor has a pitbull named Cherry. Cherry courteously waited beside her mom in the elevator to make sure I wasn’t scared of pitbulls. Then she accepted my invitation and gave me many eager sniffs and licks and butt wiggles, and gazed at me with adoring eyes. Anyway let’s all love Cherry.
New illustration of "Serial Experiments Lain" by Yoshitoshi Abe, for a theatrical screening of the series in Japan (September 2>9, HUMAX Ikebukuro). prtimes.jp/main/html/rd...
