Yukio Hattori through interpreter: The Iron Chef has laid out the chicky tendies for frying...

Iron Chef Bot@ironchefbot.bsky.social · 13h ago

No, Mr. Lyman, I expect you to die!

Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 16h ago

[Elizabeth Holmes Voice]: I’m Batman.

Noticed that Rizo has been doing a bunch of TikToks lately, including one with Jeff Probst. ...he's totally going to be on BB29, isn't he? #BB28 #Survivor

Dear God, this is glorious.

smorl girl@blivveries.bsky.social · 2d ago

concept of back

Uuuuuuugh

Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d ago

BREAKING WaPo: JD Vance and admin officials are set to announce that they're removing hundreds of thousands of people from Affordable Care Act coverage — claiming that they were fraudulently enrolled in the program, according to three people with knowledge of the forthcoming announcement.

When the lasagna contains estradiol instead of ricotta

Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 2d ago

People can stop trying to humanize W now.

Bayliss Wagner@baylisswagner.bsky.social · 2d ago

Scoop: John Cornyn & George W. Bush are headlining a Dallas fundraiser tonight for all of the Senate GOP nominees in tossup races—except Ken Paxton It benefits a new joint fundraising committee for IA, ME, NH, OH, AK, MI & the NRSC w/ @teddyschleifer.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/u...

What I see every time someone talks about one of those stupid "looksmaxxers"

Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 2d ago

Everything the pro-Trump billionaire Ellison family will now own: Paramount+ CBS CNN Showtime HBO Warner Bros TNT TBS MTV DC Studios Nickelodeon Comedy Central And more... With this comes the power to decide which stories get told, but more importantly, which stories DON'T get told. Shameful.

A new sheriff is in town! #BB28 Taylor is the new HOH. 😍

TAYLOR HOH LET'S GOOOOOO #BB28

Of course Melody is gone. #BB28

I wish there were a single sentence that could simultaneously encapsulate and explain every single problem we have in modern society.

Rob Delaney@robdelaney.bsky.social · 3d ago

How a prospective employer reads my resume

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 3d ago

I am but ill qualified

Ponderous. Friggin' ponderous.

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 3d ago

He is both ponderous and profound.

I am sorry

🔞YellowJackinit🔞 commissions open@yellowjackinit.bsky.social · 7mo ago

If Scratch & Grounder were lesbians, Robotnik would say, "YOU SAPPHIC SIMPLETONS!" whenever they let Sonic get away.

congratulations to everyone on reinventing Worse Cable

IGN@ign.com · 3d ago

Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo

Oh joy, AI slop on SNF.

Yes, having your star QB and the centerpiece of your offense take a sack is a great way to run out the clock before OT #Packers

How on earth do you leave a guy THAT WIDE OPEN? Jalen Hurts leads the #Eagles on an insane drive with under two minutes to go and caps it off with the go-ahead TD with 9 seconds to go.

Didn't Ylvis make a song about that? Oh wait.

Moby Dick@mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 4d ago

But then again, what has the whale to say?

Drew #BB28

Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 4d ago

You blew it, Goodyear and #NASCAR. There's absolutely no way a driver should be able to hold off the field with 125 laps on his tires. There is almost no tire falloff at all.