Ea-nāṣir
@qualitycopper.bsky.social
*Reputable* purveyor of premium quality copper. Currently traveling in Dilmun.
There is a Sumerian proverb that reads “He who knows how to move around becomes strong. He will live longer than the sedentary man.” Well, this merchant is always on the move! Finding you premium quality Dilmunian copper for all your exquisite projects, that is! DM for a quote today!
The story of Ea-nãsir gives me comfort honestly. The world has changed a lot since 1750 BC but basic human nature hasn't! It shrinks the vastness of space and time in my mind.
This person gets it! One of the most important aspects of running a premium business is meticulous record keeping!
Sizzlin' Snakes@taphonomenon.bsky.social · 5mo agoPersonally I like to think that Ea Nasir was keeping records on bad customers instead of scamming them
Remember, always source your copper from reputable sources!
Austin News@austin.thesocial.news · 5mo agoCedar Park police arrest suspect for $12.8K copper wire theft
So now I’m obsessed with making copper and sterling tarot card pendants. They are just so cute!! Lemme know what you think 😃 #silversmith #handmadejewelry #witchyvibes
People stopped using cuneiform and the quality of copper keeps getting worse. Coincidence? I think not.
Hit the (copper) nail on the head! I sell only the finest premium quality copper! #noliesdetected #premiumqualitycopper
Sylvia, Mother of Violation@estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 6mo agoI know lots of y'all have worked in the service industry before. So you know customers are often unreasonable pricks who file complaints over nothing. So why assume that a customer complaint is valid? Nanni could just have been whining. Justice for Ea-nāṣir.
Not just good but fine premium quality! #qualitycopper
Dov@drnelk.bsky.social · 6mo agoEa-Nasir swears the copper's good!
Good thing I’m a meticulous record keeper!
It's Gloria!@smilodonichthys.bsky.social · 6mo agoI'm going to audit your clay tablets, pal
While copper *is* good for your health, I do not recommend consuming it like this. But if you continue to insist, at least wash the pennies first?
Mask Up Comments and Opinions@commentsandopi2.bsky.social · 6mo agoThe Ea-Nasir special
"Ea-nasir - Mission Babylon" erscheint am 15.3.26 als Ebook, Paperback und Hardcover bei Amazon.
I bet Ea-Nasir sold quality copper that nobody complained about
Perhaps this will clear up some misconceptions?
Gabe Moshenska@gabemoshenska.bsky.social · 8mo agoJust published a paper on the complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir meme, the decade-old tumblr in-joke that continues to impact the public understanding of the ancient world. Paywalled but email me if you want a copy. 🏺
More like the five sweetest words in the English language!
Arga 🇨🇭@argakyan.bsky.social · 6mo ago"High quality copper, buy now!"
I’m just back from a recent trip to Dilmun with only the finest premium quality copper ingots to show for it! DM for a quote today! #qualitycopper
We are truly connected through time by the universality of certain experiences…and fine quality premium copper. #premiumqualitycopper #connected
Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 6mo agothe Ea-Nasir tablets make me feel truly, deeply connected to the people of the deep past bsky.app/profile/bobs...