*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!

May !! 🏳️‍⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 6h ago

this screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her

Turns out that Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man: A.) uses Gen AI for some of its effects, and B.) sucks. So there's two reasons to avoid seeing it.

hello, i am your danger broke, unemployed, in five figures of debt friend OnLine. anything you can do is A Help

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demon core vidal@regretagarbo.rip · 2d ago

luv 2 keep getting my utility payments declined

Worms Armageddon: Anniversary Edition is still on sale on the Switch for $8.49. it's worth it for the documentary content alone. Snag it!

Worms Armageddon: Anniversary Edition | Nintendo Store

It's been twenty five years since the intrepid invertebrates flung themselves onto our screens. To celebrate this we have brought the much loved title back with Worms™ Armageddon Anniversary edition. ...

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Oh, yeah?

Tony Iommi's final conversation with Ozzy Osbourne: “He said he wasn't feeling great”

Even after years of watching Ozzy Osbourne battle health problems, Tony Iommi says the Black Sabbath frontman’s death still came as “a hell of a shock”.

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i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

Travel deep enough into the Backrooms and you will find Bjork.

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2d ago

Björk in 1996, by Takashi Homma

With Edinburgh approaching, I am looking forward to my free fringe pals excitedly reporting about full rooms and great audiences. But please - for the love of god - don't talk about bucket money.

I just want to make something people remember, and talk about, and share. I want to make something people think about long after they've finished watching it, or reading it, or listening to it. I want to have mattered.

Wife just started Birth By Sleep and I love Terra for being like this #kingdomhearts / #birthbysleep

I usually hate it when a game forces me to play a tutorial at the top. But. Hey. This game needs it. It NEEDS it. Because I keep getting killed by rats at the cave in the beginning. Dead! Stone dead.

Ben Paddon@benpaddon.net · 3d ago

312. Fallout Fallout 3 was my first Fallout game, so I went back to play the first one. To say I struggled with it in an understatement. It's from that era of PC games where they expect you to just know how the game works and if you don't then fuck you. I want to play it! But I find it baffling.

America!

slate@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d ago

my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop

Wake Up, New Movies with Mikey on a new Benoit Blanc movie! Also, hi hello. nebula.tv/videos/filmj...

FilmJoy — The Many Layers of Wake Up Dead Man

Benoit and Mikey are back once more! Experience a dark and devilish dive into the macabre world of the modern world. Video essays for the soul of mankind!

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This game is 29 years old, and I'm still finding bugs I haven't documented before. Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.

The target audience for LLMs is “authoritarian villain speaking to their henchman” which explains a lot.

jon christian@jonchristian.net · 4d ago

this AI ad on the subway literally shows them putting in the prompt "fix prod. make no mistakes"

There was a window of like three weeks this year where Burger King was inexplicably good again. Like, the Whopper got REALLY good. That period has ended now, probably because franchisees are realizing they can just make them the old, terrible way and still make the same amount of money.

Just your periodic reminder that nothing I ever write or make will knowingly be touched by AI. If you ever catch a sound effect or piece of music in Jump Leads that has AI in it that I've missed, let me know so I can swap that shit out immediately.

I was about to post asking for help because my Windows 11 install has been stuck on 23H2 and won't acknowledge any updates since then, which has been a bugger because Adobe started complaining about it, but I just got the notification that it's FINALLY downloading 25H2. I hate Microsoft.

Doom 64 is TWO FRICKIN' BUCKS on GOG right now.

DOOM 64

DOOM 64, originally released on the Nintendo 64 in 1997, is now available for the first t

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Wow, the "Share this page" tab on the official Red Dwarf website really is a blast from the past.

If you're going to do a faithful GBC port of one of the most overrated arcade games of all time, you may as well do it well. @digitaleclipse.bsky.social absolutely nailed it on this one. But then, they usually do.

Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️@sharkabytes.bsky.social · 5d ago

An impossible port: Dragon's Lair for Game Boy Colour (2001) Digital Eclipse and lead programmer Cathryn Mataga opted to bring the original QTE-based arcade experience of Dragon's Lair to the humble handheld, pulling it off spectacularly with programming wizardry and a larger cart size.

Today in Unanswerable Questions I Didn't Know I Needed an Anwer To: Would Rincewind and Taako have gotten along? (The answer, I suspect, is No. But I would love to know how that would have gone down.)

People need to start getting disbarred for this shit.

CNN@cnn.com · 5d ago

The Justice Department is admitting that a $14 million renovation on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, was flawed, and is dropping the criminal case against a former Olympian that accused him of damaging the pool, according to a new court filing. https://cnn.it/3RJJnwj

Locutus safety tip: To prevent identity theft, avoid having your own identity.

Relatedly, a reminder that "AI" will just make shit up about you

yeah i'm a gamer

[mysterious circle of robed figures] Kathleen Stock: dark lord! dark lord! Stock: terrible news!! Stock: the feile en phobail art festival says we can't run our usual genital inspection booth! JK Rowling: WHAT Rowling: thisss iss an outrage!! Rowling: the people LOVE our genital insspection booth!!

I've been looking forward to this for a while now. Excited to hear that pilot !

Benjamin Ahr Harrison@benjaminahr.mobi · 6d ago

Today is a very exciting day for @greatesttrek.com because we are premiering a pilot for what might become a new show! An actual play Star Trek RPG! We’re calling it The Greatest Adventure! Supporters can tune in today at 2p eastern/11a pacific at greatest.supercast.com

Why do so many AI tech bros look like they write articles complaining about screen accuracy in comic book movies for Ain't It Cool News?