My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

The legal nightmare might be over. It's not ended how I wanted, but it's not as bad as it could have been. I will stew with disappointment, sadness and hatred of scientifically illiterate terrorists - and their enablers - for some time I'm afraid. Giving a bollocking to evil is hard in real life.

This is an all too familiar scene Hopeless reflections on what might have been From all sides the incessant and burning question: "Bearing in mind your predicament now What you did then We're just dying to know would you do it all again?"

Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream. It is not dy... oh, bugger.

Because it apparently needs to be said: I have never fucking used the AI/LLM/chatbot/plagiarism machine and I never fucking will. If you use it, I think you're a bad person.

That's what I'm looking for in a cheese

Monsters

sometimes I post something to get a horrific thought out of my head, look away, do something else, and wonder why I've got 30+ notifications

just had a horrific vision of the future in which Zack Polanski and Kemi Badenoch have a podcast and now I need a lie down

Bluesky is not a "liberal bubble". It's just one of increasingly few public spaces where Nazis get called out, and if that makes you uncomfortable, you need to think about that.

53,800 of these bad boys are landing in Clacton. Ain’t they beauts? #VoteBinface

I must have cooked more than a thousand risottos, yet every time the emergence of something that looks edible from what had previously resembled a pond is a blessed relief.

If you read fiction and you don't like AI you're a hypocrite. If you eat monster munch and don't like asbestos you're a blacksmith. If you play videogames and don't like stubbing your toe you're a submarine captain. We can all just SAY things. It's not hard.

I am going to be spending the rest of my day and possibly my week thinking about "Werner the Herzog" and quite frankly it's the last thing I needed

MaksonLima@maksonlima.bsky.social · 16h ago

Juro que tem dias que eu acordo pensando nisso aqui:

Congrats to everyone who got a shoutout in the Telegraph today, although I don't know where they got the idea that Bluesky is a place where people are kind to each other. This is site is not kind. This is a PvP server where you get randomly matched with an American who has misunderstood your joke.

Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 20h ago

I was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…

Every day is like shit Quatermass now.

I've never used ChatGPT. If I'm absolutely honest, although I've heard of Claude, I'm not 100% sure what it is. I've never knowingly used an #AI tool. To me, this post reads like 'If pre-sliced cheese was suddenly banned, would you even know how to slice cheese manually?'

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

Surely that’s just Gary Barlow’s ginormous son?

I love you too, Robocop

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · yesterday

I love you.

RFKJr claims Lyme disease was created by scientists,which is the closest he’s come to admitting that science exists. Meanwhile, Ötzi the Iceman, who died more than 5.3K years ago, had Lyme disease. Apparently prehistoric humans are part of the conspiracy. Get me off this timeline

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My obituary in today’s Guardian for the much-loved Simon Trewin, my literary agent for three decades.

I feel like I've spent half my life explaining why being poor is expensive to people people desperate to avoid confronting it.

katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · 2d ago

okay now he's gone too far

Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!

That’s the last thing you should worry about him entering.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterday

Huw Edwards criticised for entering Welsh poetry competition

A few years ago, I was trying to explain to my sister why John Goodman is hot and she told me she didn’t get it, but then her eyes widened and she said “Wait, did he play Pacha in The Emperor‘s New Groove?” And I said yes, and a look of realization and awe came over her face. She got it.

Mara Wilson@marawilson.bsky.social · yesterday

The things I have heard, and have said myself, about John Goodman 

He had the Sword of Damocles hanging over his head

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d ago

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

Did he not try making a man with blonde hair and a tan that was good for relieving his tension?

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d ago

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

Welcome to another episode of Tales of the Unexpected set in a hotel that has a preoccupation with prostitutes. I wonder how many of them there are.