i feel like ween and they might be giants are two paths diverging from "teenager in the 1990s with what would ten years later be recognized as autism spectrum disorder". the ween path is if you start smoking weed every day and the tmbg path is if you're too scared to ever try weed
Just saw a child point at a subway ad for the public library and exclaim, “whoaaaaa!!!!” 🥹
It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it
“The profound moral question is not, 'Do they deserve to die?' but 'Do we deserve to kill them?'" - Sister Helen Prejean
nearly every woman I follow on Instagram has posted something about Cornell and nearly none of the men 🤔 stop letting this be our problem
i agree with the key point here and will add to it that there IS a reward, it’s knowing you did one right thing instead of walking around plagued by the nameless shame that afflicts all men who are determined to live the most frictionless lives possible
Hannah Vardit@hannahvardit.bsky.social · 2w agoi worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
got invited to an indie theater show I was fully planning on going to….and then they dropped the AI poster. sorry but I got a pretty firm line about this stuff!
happy bi visibility day from the nobody believes you hand sofa
some nights you have to sit on the couch, listen to the Koln Concert, and weep about chronic illness
gonna be honest. finding the dunking on Macklemore before one praises him to be pretty tiresome. let his deed be good without caveat for his art.
Had a dream they dropped a new Batman movie as a surprise release and also didn’t warn anyone it was an opera and @dylanroth.bsky.social hated it
how do they choose the color of the interior of municipal buildings? is it by whatever will make my skin look the most sickly?
Bart Simpson as a character is Indigenous-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
Please do not call children “crotchfruit” or “fuck trophies,” children are actually entire people
Always kind of thinking about Marisa Tomei's 3/4 length sleeve (?), mock neck (?), lightly shoulder-padded (?), floral catsuit from MY COUSIN VINNY so I sketched it.
Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life?
the only “fanon” I believe in is that Doctor Worm and Rabbi Vole are the two members of the Best Ever Death Metal Band Out of Denton
queer as in come over here and lemme see that butt
Dalton Deschain@daltondeschain.com · 2mo agoqueer as in “elvira and pee-wee are my biological parents”
queer as in “elvira and pee-wee are my biological parents”
they actualy release a different, worse version of every marvel movie just for @daltondeschain.com and @marioprime.bsky.social. No one knows why they do this, but please pray for my buddies
Doctor recently told me that if I receive a bill I should “just throw it away”
Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 2mo agoA question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
