Judge subtweeting

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 6h ago

#Postseason baseball: where legends are made 🔥 (MLB x @AbbVie)

BEN RICE FOLKS

Turns out having starting pitchers still matters in the postseason.

One, this hilariously outs who all got the talking points in advance and how blatantly they parrot those. Two, Schmitt really thought today he'd launch himself to the VP nomination and with that a decent shot at the presidency down the line. Instead this is the only thing he'll be remembered for.

Jim Lokay@jimlokay.com · yesterday

If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway

postseason baseball

Chris Hansen (interrogation voice): “it’s 2:30 in the morning, what am I supposed to make of this?” The Grinch (eyes to floor): “I shwear I’m only here for the Chrishmas preshents” Chris Hansen (narration voice): “with the Whoville PD waiting outside, our green suspect has been caught red handed.”

the astros celebratring their division-winning .500 record in a triple-a clubhouse is appropriate

Verlander, for me, represents the last act of the mid-2000s baseball era when I fell in love with the game. When I think of watching baseball at 10 years old, he’s one of the first guys that come to mind.

MLB@mlbbot.bsky.social · 4d ago

Thank you, Justin Verlander 🧡 JV leaves the mound for the Tigers - one final time.

have really only ever known an mlb with verlander in it. another special baseball moment.

Oh man, I just thought of a guy that has to already has to exist. Broke guy who buys and displays one of those money counting machines to impress dates

The thing about trying to appeal to right wing bigots is that right wing bigots are all stupid idiots who get 100% of their news from propagandists so they will never actually find out that you were trying to appeal to them in the first place

Ellsworth Online@ellsworth29.bsky.social · 6d ago

chat, do we think the pivot is working

Somebody is going to open their Spotify wrapped in December and find they’re the top listener of the Wendy’s emo album

all these people sound like this:

Matt Ford@mford.bsky.social · 6d ago

Ezra Klein asked Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang about AI making kids worse at math and reading. Huang’s reply: “Does it matter?” Then he said he doesn’t know his own address or phone number. “We’re going to lose some fine intellectual dexterity.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/o...

They Are Who We Thought They Were Join us as @falconfirebg.bsky.social, @kylefoleywrites.com and @gavinewbank.bsky.social talk through the rough weekend for @orlandocitysc.com and @orlpride.com. Listen on all platforms: linktr.ee/orlandosoccershow

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can the Yankees stop letting these bums make their own decisions

New @orlandosoccershow.bsky.social landing in your feeds today. All of the optimism talk last week? Jk. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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For our WIRED Women cover, Patti Harrison plays five (well, actually six) of the current masters of the universe—Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, Mark Zuckerberg, and Jeff Bezos (with Lauren Sánchez Bezos by his side). 🔗 www.wired.com/tag/wired-wo...

up them blues, mate

A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.

the wet bandits trying to rob a house

Orlando firing Seb Hines just a couple of days before Vlatko left Kansas City created a little speculation that he could wind up reuniting with his former colleague (Carducci) in Orlando, but I guess that wasn’t in the cards.

NWSL@nwslsoccer.com · 2w ago

Headed to the Windy City. Chicago stars announce Vlatko Andonovski as their new Chief Soccer Officer.

if judge got hurt I’m gonna end it all

saying this after two years of unilateral government control and total corporate capitulation

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2w ago

Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"

chow time 🍽️🐦‍⬛

The Orlando Soccer Show@orlandosoccershow.bsky.social · 2w ago

Were we wrong? Join us as @falconfirebg.bsky.social, @kylefoleywrites.com and @mikegramajo.bsky.social give their thoughts on the @orlandocitysc.com and @orlpride.com matches last week and a look ahead to tonight’s USOC match. Listen on all platforms: linktr.ee/orlandosoccershow

remembering the chair company “2 to 8 months, it’s really up to me.” so many bits.

yankees have a persistent way of making you think they’re not frauds before showing you again that they actually are frauds