Aoife “Fe” Baker
@vivaciousvandal.bsky.social
Writer and Costume Designer. Trash panda. Inevitable fellow 2022. Story Incubator Lab fellow 2024. AFF semifinalist 2025. Repped by AE Jones. A lady and a gentlethem. Cooking for the unhoused: ko-fi.com/vivaciousvandalcooks
#stuffmymomsends I don’t actually know what inspired her, I guess it’s just spooky season so she’s revisiting my Halloween costumes of years past?
@gregmachlin.bsky.social puts up with my constant torture because I bribe him with food on rotation. So far this week he’s already had 2 omelettes, garlic confit toast, sautéed zucchini, dalgona coffee, corn on the cob, cookie butter smoothie, pesto sandwich, potato salad, chicken and black rice.
I’m trying to convince myself not to buy these right now, but just picture a strand of the diopside star ovals and then a single North Star pearl a little off center at the collarbone.
If I have to wake up to this image first thing in the morning then so do you. #stuffmymomsends
I just want to dress like an evil villain all the time, is that too much to ask?
13-year anniversary of Subway getting really mad at us.
New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Every time you hear about an LA heat wave, just know I am fighting my demons to not shave my head again. It took a whole year to get my mullet back after the last Chelsea cut incident, and I’m not a patient person.
I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him.
Katelyn Burns@katelynburns.com · last wk.Tell me a fun fact.
The robots do not have brains. This is distinct from the possibility of becoming ensouled. Which are both distinct from the need for using care in selecting your tools and treating them with respect once chosen.
Adult friendship is just texting "I'm good life is kicking my ass how are you" over and over
When the "I have more of a comment than a question" hits the two minute mark.
I love when you can identify the himbo at first panel just by the titwindow
Our society's unfathomable cruelty to homeless people is not just morally unjustifiable, but more expensive than housing people would be. Cruelty against the homeless is an unaffordable luxury. Abandoning homeless people to avoid offending the Protestant work ethic is an unaffordable luxury.
ProPublica@propublica.org · last wk.ProPublica spoke to dozens of people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote:
Photos do not do justice to these faceted Czech-glass-dipped pearls that I’m currently knotting. Gonna make some earrings too with a simple silver beadcap.
In case you’ve ever wondered, toppokki looks just like blood when you take the wrong meds and puke it back up.
Follow your passion. #grickledoodle #spiderman #DocOck #octupus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor
My favorite fun fact is that we humans are actually better at smelling petrichor than sharks are at smelling blood!
@gregmachlin.bsky.social has apparently been writing down a lot of the mean things I say to him, and now he’s reading them back to me. I’m crying. I might be genuinely psychotic I have no memory of most of these!
I scheduled my ultrasound AND cleaned out the fridge today. Where is my parade float?
Introducing Greg to Taking Lives tonight and it’s already fun to see his reactions. I’ll let you know when we get to The Part!
Watching the new lanterns and I have made bingo cards to watch it as a sequel to Friday Night Lights (Friday Night Lanterns) and as a space-spinoff of Reacher (Green Reacher).
my 5yo said she was making a sign for her fort and I was expecting like "no boys allowed" or whatever, but in fact it said:
I JUST left Maine, and my mum has already gone back to sending me memes that are basically a read
