One of the oddest things to come out of the ai slop hellscape is that it’s drawing a really clear line between people who have trained as artists and laypeople. Half of us can glance at a picture and say “yeah that’s ai” while the other half are being tricked.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

Leah from South Dakota@leahfromsd.bsky.social · 3h ago

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"

This month’s sticker design for Patreon!

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Miss Grand USA 2026, Victoria Oluwakotanmi, slays in this gorgeous pink dress but ... wait for it ...

Favorite commission of the last day (so far) For @samthielman.com

I like that I know exactly how it will dance when it pulls its lumbering form out of the ground it’s trapped beneath.

dawn of the debb@debbshock.com · 2d ago

why does this look like it's full of many many dead bodies

Diprotodon, the proto-wombat, was the size of an SUV. They lived alongside anatomically modern humans in Australia for about 10,000 years until going extinct about 25-40,000 years ago. If they had proportionally sized cubic poop, it would be the size of a cinderblock, I think?

c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 3y ago

In my mind, I picture wombats as badger or possum sized, but they're ... um ... not.

I love camp and I’m sad it’s been so reviled for so long that that hatred has spread to everything genuine and earnest.

Keter-Class Kobold@koboldred.bsky.social · last yr.

bringing this back around

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

Every so often I remember that I’m basically a poorly-written deus ex machina in all my friends’ lives. I’m friends with a couple who are only legally married because I agreed to forge a signature on their marriage license after their officiant left the state.

I get to sleep in my OWN BED tonight and I honestly feel like I’ve just won an award. I love my bed! I missed it so much.

FYI

Important historical evidence of my mom being a total babe:

I feel personally attacked by the accuracy of this picrew

Taka Hanazawa@takahanazawa.bsky.social · 2y ago

Make a Little Guy using this cute picrew please picrew.me/share?cd=2Mm... (Thanks to @kitkendal.bsky.social for the picrew link!)

Just saw a photo on fb that told me I missed my 20 year high school reunion. Oops. I really meant to care about that.

Being back in LA also means back cooking for HomeyMade to feed LA’s unhoused population. This week I made: Roasted Mexican squash Veggie melange (heirloom carrots, radishes, bell peppers, shallots, brocolli) Salad with a balsamic vinaigrette Roasted potato salad with dill and 3 kinds of garlic

I’m trying SO HARD not to comment on this woman’s plastic surgery but I don’t think I’m this strong.

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

Ok this is the favorite commission for day 2. The prompt was "ghost rider as a mail carrier"

When you start carving a headstone but have a serious attack of the curlicues.. Todays theme for #31DaysofGraves is Lettering and I'm sure there's a letter in there somewhere.

"AI, illustrate how game with woman became seen by people with eyes?"

Ben Skipper@bskipper.bsky.social · 3d ago

Check out this moron discovering what PR and marketing are

Dressmaker is a masterpiece.

Finally developed a theory of mind but only for special little birthday robot boy

Kat Tenbarge@kattenbarge.bsky.social · 4d ago

Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities

Honestly this is exactly how I act when I get the hiccups too. Stupid human body engineering design flaw! They hurt!

hammancheez but spooky@hammancheez.bsky.social · 3d ago

Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad