Will Harris
@chipsyycfc.bsky.social
Same name as The Other Place and still: Yorkshireman, educator, family, friends, York City FC, modern history, music, good books.
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Thinking of my great grandad today who was gassed on the Somme 1916. He survived and made it back to his tiny Welsh village, only to spend the reminder of his life struggling to get work due to alcoholism and being shunned by his family as he ‘couldn’t provide’
NEW EPISODE: "Shay Not Given" Featuring: 📈 Out of the title race already? ⚽ Halifax, Boreham Wood & Wealdstone reaction 🏆 Barnsley FA Cup preview Listen now 👇 Spotify: spotify.link/nqcy41UKSXb Apple: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s... 📸 Tom Poole #ycfc
Pain Lethargy Aches Gangrene Unconsciouses Expiration - Mnemonic Plague.
Phenomenal detail on Sarah Ferguson's overspending from Andrew Lownie's 'Entitled'.
If true, how the hell is Frankie and Bennys still in existence?
Dave. Just Dave.@davidwhittam.bsky.social · 12mo agoJust saw that Pizza Hut in the UK could be folding. I think that officially makes it Calzone Hut. Eyethangewe. I’m here all week. Try the veal.
Election results from last night's Trust AGM: www.ycst.org.uk/2025-agm-res...
2025 AGM Results | York City Supporters Trust
This year’s AGM was held at SPARK York on Thursday the 16th of October, 2024. The meeting included a Hustings event for 4 candidates to put themselves forward for the 4 positions available on the…
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Hear ye, hear ye, this week's podcast is upon us. Jack Grealish, Evangelos Marinakis, Harry Kane, and my decision to be relentlessly selfish all feature in this week's Football Kickback. unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-footba...
The Football Kickback: He Walks on Water
Ange and Nottingham Forest, Harry Kane, and Jack Grealish's pursuit of happiness all feature on this week's Football Kickback.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. I am standing in York. This is my view to the four main compass points. Where am i? #whereisChipsy
NEW EPISODE: "The Iron, man" Includes: 😱 Home losses to Solihull & Scunny - what went wrong? ⭐️ 5-star win v Carlisle - what went right? 🌳 FGR draw - do we like Robbie Savage now?! Listen now 👇 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/43iv... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t... 📸 Tom Poole
Also @beatlesbookspod.bsky.social
Will Harris @chipsyycfc.bsky.social · 12mo ago@stevenc63.bsky.social @beatlespod.bsky.social chaps - as the ‘you can never have too many books about the Beatles’ experts, is this worth buying? amzn.eu/d/gONYI8C I’ve read everything Mark L has ever done, will I glean more information here?
@stevenc63.bsky.social @beatlespod.bsky.social chaps - as the ‘you can never have too many books about the Beatles’ experts, is this worth buying? amzn.eu/d/gONYI8C I’ve read everything Mark L has ever done, will I glean more information here?
All together now : the first complete Beatles discography, 1961-1975 : Castleman, Harry. Walter J. Podrazik: Amazon.co.uk: Books
All together now : the first complete Beatles discography, 1961-1975 : Castleman, Harry. Walter J. Podrazik: Amazon.co.uk: Books
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Morning all, it's podcast time with muhself and @samwhyte.bsky.social, so that means football talk and mental health confessions. Come one, come all! unexpecteddelirium.substack.com/p/the-footba...
The Football Kickback: The Haunted Owl
It's time for your weekly Football Kickback, this week featuring North London, LinkedIn managers, and a not unreasonable amount of Manchester United.
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Why are crispy M&M’s so actively unpleasant? How can they get ‘tiny chocolate bits’ so wrong?
The Day Today Blackadder 3/4 Simpsons to series 12 Horrible Histories, OG cast only Taskmaster The Fast Show Father Ted Key & Peele Bottom Drop The Dead Donkey
NEW (OLD) EPISODE: Manchester United 0-3 York City Reissued to celebrate 30 years since the win at Old Trafford, this episode includes @chipsyycfc.bsky.social memories of the game & an interview with Brian McClair! Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/0gLP... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/s...
Same Old City Gold: Manchester United 0-3 York City (1995)
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First mince pie eaten of the season, ladies and gentlemen
Happy 38th birthday, KNIGHTMARE, the hardest game show on television! In 1987, Treguard the Dungeon Master welcomed the first team of adventurers to his blue screen labyrinth. Losers didn’t just fail, they 'died': blades, spikes, and bottomless pits abounded. "Ooh, nasty..."
Marmalades, ranked: Lemon and lime Three fruit Lady Gooseberry Seville
NEW MINI-EPISODE: The Other Side - Yeovil Town (A) preview with Ben from @gloverscast.bsky.social Including: 🚪 Why Yeovil sacked Mark Cooper ⭐️ Standout players to watch 🔮 Score predictions Listen now👇 Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/5QJt... Apple: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t... #ycfc #ytfc
Binned out this morning a full 24 hours ahead of bin day, lads. Felt like a king amongst men. #thebins