AmyMialee 🇮🇪🏳️‍🌈

@amymialee.dev

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conventional wisdom for the entire time i've been programming has always been "less code is better". the idea that we must write more code faster is ridiculous. the problem has never been rate of output

Imagine a world where you buy an 8 pack of hot dogs and then you go to the bread aisle for buns, but the only counts of buns they have are 10 and 6 packs, no 8. You may think to yourself that this is a venture into the twilight zone. But no. This is just your local grocery. And Rodney no Likey.

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"Sony let Kojima's next experimental game slip away to Xbox" "The hot new Looney Tunes movie was barely saved from oblivion by Ketchup Entertainment" "No one can figure out the premise for a new Muppet Show" we are living through an era of exceptionally high incompetence from corporate leadership

As much as I love buff badass lesbian Samus, I also really love the version of her from that one Super Metroid gag manga where she's this weirdo obsessed with round objects and hiding in small spaces

Metroid manga: Round and Round
An Unexpected Discovery

Samus: I haven't been back to my starship in a long while. 
Samus: It's gotten very dirty. It should be cleaned. 
(Samus notices something while cleaning) 
Samus: Oh!
(Samus is now curled into a ball and tucked into a small space)
Galactic Federation Voice: Samus! Report in! What are you doing? Respond!
Samus: Aaah! It's perfect for turning into a ball here!

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Samus: This is Samus! I've been exploring many places on my mission!
Galactic Federation Voice: Have you really been doing anything? 
Samus: If you don't believe me, just take a look at this map!
Galactic Federation Voice: Oh! I see you've been rapidly progressing! 
Samus: See, see?
(Galactic Federation Guy looks at Samus's map, which is full of her notes) 
Galactic Federation Guy: As for these notes...
The notes: "Here's a roundy, and it's very nice!"
"Here's another."
"Rolly place."
"There was a roundy here, but it broke down."