🧑💻 Niels
@mokkenstorm.dev
🌱 level 32 carbon-based lifeform 🔧 tinkering my way into the ATmosphere 🇪🇺 eurosky netizen, practically dutch 🏳️🌈 they/he | queer | vegan | polyam ☀️ solar/punk adjacent 💼 open to work (fp/ts/php/devops or esoteric shit) "we were born to inherit the stars"
might be time to get that framework desktop finally, feel like the temperatures the mbp is running at recently might not be so good for the machine
We paid for the whole cpu so we’re gonna use the whole cpu
📍 Elias Coffee Shop Cafe · Prague, CZ 🌤️ 35°C ★★★★★ my fave unexpected thing about this Prague trip is that its just post pride and there’s so many gay vegan cafes everywhere https://beaconbits.app/beacon/r5bee2hexwjtmhkfmfu2tphx/3msaujn66lc24 #BeaconBits
> yes yes nice workaround but have we tried not having this problem is going straight into the lexicon
My job as a guy who has officially Seen Some Shit in my professional career is now to show up and say "yes yes nice workaround but have we tried not having this problem" and then showing what not having the problem looks like. I can't imagine this is popular but by god is it needed
How you sound explaining your agent orchestration framework
There are two wolves. One always lies. One controls the lever of trolley track. They're in a state of superposition inside a box. On the trolley are infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters going to an infinite hotel. The trolley must first travel halfway, but before that a quarterway, and so on...
this is a trip but gotta admit I wrote a p2p agent broadcast chatterbox with forest animals for similar reasons
oh gas town didn't work you say yegge.ai/essays/the-s...
Red CI creates careful engineers. Careful engineers create green CI. Green CI creates careless engineers. Careless engineers create red CI.
the masculine urge to use unstable apis
There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
And on the days when that seems too hard, it's also OK to persist just out of spite.
📍 The Miners Cafe · Prague, CZ ⛅ 28°C ★★★★ coffee 🫶🏻 w/ @mokkenstorm.dev #BeaconBits
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happy to inform you that I’ll be transitioning to anime pfp for gender reasons
best thing about passing 30 was no more dread feelings of almost thirty
hallelujah, never thought we'd see the day GitHub stacked diffs
should we just release stacked PRs this week be honest
Want to stop wasting water? Great! Switching from animal-based to plant-based foods once a day is more valuable than boycotting AI for a year.
If you’ve never done a multi day music festival I would highly recommend it. By day 3 any semblance of normalcy has been dissolved and it’s just a recharged soul, connections for life and endless hedonism
Hello World, let's get Blog Summer going. blog.mokkenstorm.dev/who-owns-the-catalog-uehtg9n scary!!
Who owns the catalog? - fleeting thoughts
Open data governance on atproto
blog.mokkenstorm.dev
Claude Mythos will be followed by a family of dual models Claude Eros and Claude Thanatos that will guide the fates of humans to tragic, but poetically orchestrated, ends.
burning spare fable tokens on "hey I have these invoices / tax returns / mortgage things please help?" and seeing the little automated browser mouse pointer click through the Dreaded Administration Forms truly makes me feel like we are in the future
Here's my two minute explainer of atproto: it is in essence a water cycle. - Clouds hold water. - They precipitate water over mountains. - Water funnels down mountains into rivers. - Rivers branch off into lakes. - Water evaporates back into clouds, the cycle repeats.
>someone asks me to review their build failure >ask them if it's their PR's fault or CI's fault >they don't understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is their PR's fault and what is CI's fault >they laugh and say "it's good code ma'am" >i review the build failure >PR's fault
> I asked a few AI researchers whether they could name any other real-world software that scales so poorly. None of them could think of any. these ai researchers have clearly never heard of Ruby on Rails
writing a protocol post about where you talk about music records and data records at the same time gets very convoluted
Hey man great post but please never say those words in that order ever again thanks.
everyone has had the experience of being elbow-deep in the cloaca of some miserable software and thought to themselves “how long would it *really* take to rewrite this from scratch” and now the answer is “a couple hours”
# Your polycule should be eventually consistent. Classic solutions are gossip protocols but we all know the downsides there. Informal data leaks, miscommunication, and heartbreak. Instead use CRDTs with signed messages. Or go all the way and use Fully Homomorphic Encryption! Everyone wins!