Ristin Raccoon
@ristinraccoon.bsky.social
I'm a raccoon #furry and widower in Brisbane Australia. Some call me the Duke of Westhaven. Rumour has it I might be the Treasurer of #FurDU. Profile pic' by https://bsky.app/profile/kinasky.bsky.social He /Him /No Worries Mate Born in 1978
+Red Panda Debuff/Buff Extended+ “Apple?”
Adorable Red Panda Being Fed
ALT: Adorable Red Panda Being Fed
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Chief, look…I love you man, but that’s too complex a question to ask before i’ve had my coffee.
WHO PUT MY FRENCH FRIES THROUGH THE PAPER SHREDDER
Posting this so early nobody will see it. I turn 47 Tuesday >.> I swear my fur was red yesterday <.<
Funny Kangaroo Eating Up Close
ALT: Funny Kangaroo Eating Up Close
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THERE AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A RACCOON PARTY 'CAUSE A RACCOON PARTY DON'T STOP!
Raccoons Hourly@raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 2d ago
*Pops out of a trashcan with lid still on head* "AHHHHHHHHH!!! After 10,000 years I'm free!"
I don’t KNOW, Morn! I simply asked Quark if my shipment of PEGS is in yet and he fell over laughing! I NEED my pegs!! Keiko just messaged me that we’ll be pegging all NIGHT, which is confusing because how many pictures does she have to hang up, anyway? But I love my wife-OH NOW HERE YOU GO TOO
🎶 Who let Pah Wraith out? (Who, who, who) Who let Pah Wraith out? (Who, who, who) 🎶
O'Brien, doth that be a cod in thy piece, or art thou merely glad of my acquaintance?
GARAK I asked for a historically accurate codpiece for my jousting holoprogram with Julian today. HISTORICALLY. ACCURATE. What you’ve just HANDED me here LIGHTS UP and VIBRATES—“it’s sure to create a buzz”?!? Is that supposed to be FUNNY?! NO YOU DON’T GET TO CLOSE THE CURTAIN AND WALK AWAY
