I just saw that Trump is going to buy a bunch of Russian diesel thus helping fund their murder of Ukrainians. How long must our foreign policy be hostage to this pedo’s blackmail materials? Trump and Putin should be sewn together like Siamese twins for the rest of their lives. Gooble gobble.

I just saw that Trump is going to buy a bunch of Russian diesel thus helping fund their murder of Ukrainians. How long must our foreign policy be hostage to this pedo’s blackmail materials? Trump and Putin should be sewn together like Siamese twins for the rest of their lives. Google gobble.

Tickets for the event with Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social (which includes a copy of his new book THE THRICE-BOUND FOOL, the sequel to THE BLACKTONGUE THIEF) can be bought here: www.eventbrite.com/e/christophe... This should be a fun night!

Christopher Buehlman celebrates THE THRICE-BOUND FOOL on October 12 at 6pm

Join B&N Philly for a discussion and signing with Christopher Buehlman on Monday, October 12th at 6pm!

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REVIEW: The Thrice Bound Fool by Christopher Buehlman

The themes and content within The Thrice Bound Fool should satiate those with a penchant for the grim

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Any other men out there make a harmless sound like “whoops!” after shutting a door too hard so the other people in the house know you’re not being ago? Note: this also works great after hitting a kid with a shovel.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)

Truly haunting and macabre cover art for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires, Tra Due Fuochi, published by the excellent team at Mercurio. 🖤🖤🖤

𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊@strangehouse.bsky.social · 2w ago

Cover art I made for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires. Available to pre-order from Mercurio Books

No we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird

So I watched an Ed Sheeran concert film last year because I didn’t know him and I’m old and I wanted to catch up. I thought huh. Talented guy, seems nice, but not my flavor musically. Now I’m like huh. Also, spineless and loves his money. That’s disappointing. #freepalestine , Ed. Fuck.

The Thrice-Bound Fool is the epic, rollicking next chapter in the bestselling and “awesome as hell” (Nicholas Eames) fantasy adventure series that began with The Blacktongue Thief. Coming 10/13/2026! vist.ly/5htnb

Meet Christopher Buehlman in Austin, Texas to celebrate his newest fantasy adventure novel, THE THRICE-BOUND FOOL! He will be in conversation with C. Robert Cargill on October 13th at BookPeople. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/bookpeople... @buehlmeister.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social

Happy Labor Day weekend, my fellow Americans. They took living wages away from us, we actually had them once, I’m old enough to remember! But watch out for socialism, it’s coming to get ya!

Horrific. I want trials for the people who brought us to this disgraceful point. And if trials are not forthcoming, karma. I’d like to see some fucking karma please. Rest in peace, young man. You deserved far better.

Jim Swift@jimswift.bsky.social · last mo.

The cruelty is the point. Shame on this administration and shame on the people who voted for this. www.springfieldnewssun.com/local/spring...

Trolling the Chihuahua bagpipe reel.

Disappointing AF

Really excited about this one!

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Meet Christopher Buehlman in Austin, Texas to celebrate his newest fantasy adventure novel, THE THRICE-BOUND FOOL! He will be in conversation with C. Robert Cargill on October 13th at BookPeople. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/bookpeople... @buehlmeister.bsky.social @crobertcargill.bsky.social

You absolute piece of shit. Are you harvesting culturally beloved, priceless 80-year-olds to show us you know who NEEDS to go but you’re going to do what you please? We’re not impressed. And, for the record, Max von Sydow was IMMEASURABLY better looking than you. #deathisanassholelately

Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude

ALT: Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude

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You. Took. The. Wrong. Person. AGAIN. FUCK! YOU KNOW WHO WE ALL WANT GONE 💀

Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude

ALT: Grim Reaper: Death's Solitude

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I’m not usually into superheroes, but I’ll watch this episode all day. Thank you, Spidey 🇺🇸

Full-body task prevention technique deployed. Awaiting further orders, O King of Cats. —Jane

I had great fun rereading this masterpiece and writing this forward. Check out this pretty new edition!

Wraithmarked Creative@wraithmarked.bsky.social · 2mo ago

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME Coming to @kickstarter.com in September, with incredible art by RA Marsh and Luke Eidenschink, as well as an amazing foreword from none other than the amazing @buehlmeister.bsky.social! Pre-launch link in our bio! Don't miss the campaign-exclusive discounts and merch!

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME Coming to @kickstarter.com in September, with incredible art by RA Marsh and Luke Eidenschink, as well as an amazing foreword from none other than the amazing @buehlmeister.bsky.social! Pre-launch link in our bio! Don't miss the campaign-exclusive discounts and merch!

I love Muay Thai intemperately. I discovered it at 54. 57 now, have had a meniscus surgery possibly due to it, don’t care. Had I found it at 20, my life might have had a different arc. I was doing Kung fu at 20. Pretty, but not what my body was built for. Muay Thai fucking rocks.

“Oh? You wanted to get some work done on a Sunday? Let me help with that.” —Jane “cockblock” Buehlman

Whichever plane he takes, everyone on board knows it’s Air Force Number 2

So, under threat of attack, they used senior personnel, the Press, and the air crew as a decoy on Air Force one and snuck that dying old prick out on another plane. It’s so on brand I can’t even feign surprise. I guess unless you’re the lady with the diaper bag, you’re expendable.

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