I am smarter than you by a wide margin.

Real Chicagoans eat whatever pizza they want. Anyway, if I owned that restaurant, I'd be embarrassed to be endorsed by a war criminal.

Might I recommend putting your phone down and going outside instead of yelling at strangers on the internet? It might make you happier

Have you tested your smoke alarm lately? We recommend testing them once a week and you should have one installed per floor of your home.

Honestly, thoughtful observation. 🙌

Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:

Fabergé Tenga Egg

ME TOO EXCEPT I’M USUALLY SQUATTING TO TAKE A SHIT

Because you don't read enough LeGuin.

comics

Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%

CNN@cnn.com · 4mo ago

Lightning, a running robot developed by Chinese smartphone maker Honor, finished a 21-kilometer (13 mile) run in Beijing in a stunning 50 minutes and 26 seconds, beating the human world record by more than six minutes. https://cnn.it/4mLRxQ8

Booster separation confirmed

sbarky@sbarky.bsky.social · 4mo ago

SLS, NASA's Moon rocket 🌙🚀

We have met a lot of Welsh people.

personally i don't think this is a problem

magic🔄science@magicscience.info · 4mo ago

Fig. 1 for the ages

all this talk about banning trans people from sports and yet no one seems to give time to my alternative proposition of just banning cis people from sports.

societies typically talk about human cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest and greatest technology. that’s why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire

gambling monk, germany, 15th century

You have no raw Stalhrim. I cannot make a left pauldron for you.

I'll always be obsessed with this edit made by @tommchenry.bsky.social

Ned Hartley@nedhartley.com · 5mo ago

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

every time i invent a type of guy, i use my advanced mind to situate him in an inescapable torture realm. steel-mawed wolves rending his flesh, drinking water spontaneously replaced with boiling sulfuric acid, that sorta thing. 100,000 lifetimes in hell. the ones that survive get to become posts

Seems like a good hiding spot

after six years on pills i just did my first estrogen injection and it was so fucking easy. switch to injections it's really really easy.

alternative medicine and the trans community both tend to loadbearingly make wild, startling claims about the body in a bracingly casual way. sometimes these claims require pretty fundamental reorienting of society's baseline understandings of things as they are. the difference is ours are true

lottie "The Adversary" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️@vaporlight.bsky.social · 6mo ago

at least if the wellness industry kills you for having cancer or autism it'll have you smelling some nice oils on the way. but if you're trans it just wants you out of its sight. it's weird and i don't know what to make about it or where to even begin

the malignant iron scorchingly devoured the baptismal blood

we found a shop specifically set up for those scythian horse archers that burned down your house and stole your meager herd of dairy sheep and laughed and shouted "go sedentary mixed pastoralism boy go" when you ran away dude

brother stone@brotherstone.bsky.social · last yr.

the two genders

Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly