Malcolm Chalmers

@ursamal.bsky.social

Plays music for hungover people on twitch.tv/ursamal Sunday at 2pm. Works in HE. Also posts cat pics.

Basquiat seyde that "art ys how we decorate space, and musique ys how we decorate tyme." It doth followe that poetrye ys how we decorate thoughte and sense, and narratyve ys how we decorate memorye. And all are middel fingeres agaynste death. Make art, or else.

Today is my 50th stream on Twitch. For 49 shows I've picked out some vinyl and tried to mix it. For the 50th show I thought i'd let someone else pick. My partner Jay will be joining me at 2pm and handing me random records. Come watch me trainwreck them. www.twitch.tv/ursamal

UrsaMal - Twitch

Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection

twitch.tv

Today is my 50th stream on Twitch. For 49 shows I've picked out some vinyl and tried to mix it. For the 50th show I thought i'd let someone else pick. My partner Jay will be joining me at 2pm and handing me random records. Come watch me trainwreck them. www.twitch.tv/ursamal

UrsaMal - Twitch

Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection

twitch.tv

Biopics of people who're still alive are bizarre. Apart from anything else, it must be the weirdest thing to get invited to a movie premiere about you and everyone significant in your life, and everyone in it's prettier than you and your people.

the skeleton key to understanding contemporary consumer culture is that doing a good job costs money so corporations have abandoned the concept

A 250ml bottle of Original Source shower gel contains 7,927 mint leaves and costs about £1. A 30g packet of mint from Sainsburys costs 55p and contains about 50 mint leaves. By my calculations, the shower gel should cost at least £87.

Original Source shower gelMint leaves 30g