an englishmen expecting his irish vassals to just go along with whatever he thinks and then being astonished at their free will and moral clarity is hilariously par for the course
Malcolm Chalmers
@ursamal.bsky.social
Plays music for hungover people on twitch.tv/ursamal Sunday at 2pm. Works in HE. Also posts cat pics.
I'll be back on my streaming nonsense at 2pm - www.twitch.tv/ursamal. I think I was allowed a few weeks off for getting married, right?
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Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection — UrsaMal streams live on Twitch! Check out ...
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RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
Got married. Didn't tell anyone. Ran off to the woods and did it by ourselves. 10/10, no notes, would recommend.
Basquiat seyde that "art ys how we decorate space, and musique ys how we decorate tyme." It doth followe that poetrye ys how we decorate thoughte and sense, and narratyve ys how we decorate memorye. And all are middel fingeres agaynste death. Make art, or else.
Lake America lol that's the best he can think of? Not even Lakey McLakeface?
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
Today is my 50th stream on Twitch. For 49 shows I've picked out some vinyl and tried to mix it. For the 50th show I thought i'd let someone else pick. My partner Jay will be joining me at 2pm and handing me random records. Come watch me trainwreck them. www.twitch.tv/ursamal
UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Today is my 50th stream on Twitch. For 49 shows I've picked out some vinyl and tried to mix it. For the 50th show I thought i'd let someone else pick. My partner Jay will be joining me at 2pm and handing me random records. Come watch me trainwreck them. www.twitch.tv/ursamal
UrsaMal - Twitch
Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Biopics of people who're still alive are bizarre. Apart from anything else, it must be the weirdest thing to get invited to a movie premiere about you and everyone significant in your life, and everyone in it's prettier than you and your people.
the skeleton key to understanding contemporary consumer culture is that doing a good job costs money so corporations have abandoned the concept
Live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 30 mins. Episode 49. I'll be starting with something from the soundtrack of an 80's TV Maths programme. Yep, I really know how to party...
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Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Going live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 15 mins. Starting Ezra Collective -> Outkast -> Portishead and going from there...
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Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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A 250ml bottle of Original Source shower gel contains 7,927 mint leaves and costs about £1. A 30g packet of mint from Sainsburys costs 55p and contains about 50 mint leaves. By my calculations, the shower gel should cost at least £87.
Live now on www.twitch.tv/ursamal - funk, reggae, disco, postpunk, dnb, easy listening, and whatever this library music lp I bought ends up sounding like...
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Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Imagine putting your face in front of a Messi shot on goal in the World Cup Final. Merino did it for all of us.
Live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 30 minutes with a selection of vinyl, some I grabbed in Amsterdam last weekend, and some I...didn't?
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Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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Is anyone else having ITV repeatedly cut out during the football? Just getting a blank screen...
I've only just noticed how bad the replacement graphics on the Steve Carell / Beckham / Henry Walkers ad is. I assume it's running in ither countries with...what, Lays instead?
Live on www.twitch.tv/ursamal in 25 mins. I've been set a challenge by someone on r/boardsofcanada to mix a new track from the album, and i'm slotting it in between Captain Beefheart and Paradox. Prepare for trainwrecks...
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Hangover Radio - All Vinyl + FX, all live, all improvised, all freestyle. Requests? Check the collection at https://www.discogs.com/user/UrsaMal/collection
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I do like it when commentators say things like "Cape Verde's name is cemented on World Cup history" while the name Cabo Verde displays on screen.
Argentina 2-2 Cabo Verde 103'- Sidny Lopes Cabral with an incredible strike
Currently my least favourite word : efficiency… fuck efficiency, none of my favourite things in the world are efficient.