Stephen Will
@allorin.bsky.social
Striving for positivity and inclusion. Hoping for the best. Love all things FPL / comics / books / music / film. Die-hard Boston Celtics ☘️ fan. Random thoughts on Substack: https://stephenwill.substack.com
The answer, it turns out, is not just "motivation". It's also having parents that sold a company for $800m and being in a relationship with the curator of the biennial he got his artists into...
James Watt was, is, and always will be, a cock of the highest order.
Rest Of Fantasy League Losing Patience With Player Who Has Other Things Going On In His Life https://theonion.com/rest-of-fantasy-league-losing-patience-with-player-who-has-other-things-going-on-in-his-life/
I am on a plane! There is WiFi! I can now bore you with the trashy (1) movies I like to use plane journeys for the pleasure (2) of watching. (1) Apologies to anyone / all involved, I love your movies really. 😬 (2) Erm, 'pleasure'. Planes are a TERRIBLE environment to watch movies in. Hence.. trash
I'm not an economist but my back of the envelope math suggests that Anthropic, SpaceX and OpenAI can't all simultaneously sell $30 trillion dollars worth of enterprise solutions to a global economy where the sum total of all economic activity currently adds up to under $120t.
A roadie once told me about working on one of Dolly Parton’s tours years ago: On the first day of rehearsals, she arrived and gathered the whole crew around to introduce herself. She then lifted her shirt and said “there they are, now you’ve seen ‘em, let’s get to work.” RIP Queen.
So no Enzo is the big news? Big for Chelsea fans, but fine for FPL. More interesting is no Palestra, as he’s been a pick for many.
LINE-UPS | #FULCHE ⬜ FUL: Leno, Castagne, Bassey, Cuenca, Robinson, Berge, Iwobi, Bobb, King, Palacios, García 🧿 CHE: Sánchez, Acheampong, Lacroix, Colwill, Gusto, James, Lavia, Hato, Palmer, Rogers, Pedro #FPL
I'd forgotten how much fun 'Heroes' is. Thoroughly enjoying a rewatch. Also, "Save the cheerleader, save the world" is an all-time pop culture reference.
years ago me and Ms. Moreno talked about how this came together and it was the greatest www.newyorker.com/culture/cult...
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
Feel sorry for Nobel Mendy, arguably the best player on the pitch. Hopefully he’s not out for too long.
I know low blocks are hard to break down (the point!), but my goodness, Manchester United are devoid of ideas.
My Pre #FPL GW1 blog is out now! 📝 Observations on how we're going from one preseason to another in some ways, early BB use, Haaland Vs Naahland and the reasoning for my (current, subject to change!) draft 😮💨 Hopefully it's interesting. Let me know what you think bluesky 💜💙 medium.com/@whogottheas...
Gameweek 1–2026/27
Kicking off 2026/27 in mild style.
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Tell you what: I will never own or wear Ray-bans again. #sleezeglasses
NEW: Teen boys are using smart glasses — mainly Meta's AI Glasses — to film themselves harassing classmates at school, following girls around and "rizzing" them or "ragebaiting" them w/ insults. In several videos we reviewed, girls plead w/ the poster to stop filming. futurism.com/artificial-i...
An ex-manager many moons ago gave me a formal performance / promotion measure to provide "thought leadership" to my senior leadership. I loathed the phrase then, I loathe it still. (It's probably a strong signal as to why I want to burn LinkedIn's servers down to the ground.)
Hakeem Jeffries is the Keir Starmer of the American left.
WELKER: As Democratic leader in the House, would you vote for or against Medicare for All? JEFFRIES: It's not legislation that I currently am co-sponsoring or that I support, but I support the notion we've got to find a path forward to fix our broken healthcare system
Calafioro has been in my draft since day 1, you bandwagon jumpers...
A curse on every DP and gaffer who no longer light movies / shows properly. Fed up of getting eye strain when I’m just trying to watch a story. (The fact that you’ve no idea what show I’m watching, but could guess from a list of several hundred, tells you how prevalent the problem is these days.)
My constant dilemma is: do I watch something new, or rewatch an old favourite? “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want,” is my all-time favourite Calvin and Hobbes cartoon.
Joshua Báez has homered THREE times in his MLB debut. Unreal.
#FPL It was tough! I was 6/10, feel like I should have done better than below. Happy with my GK and FWDs, suspect I’ll be aiming to tweak DEF and MID as we go along. Cheers @fpl-rumblefish.bsky.social for organising, draft was fun. Now - let battle commence!
Same draft #RRD Picking 9/10 App crashed on pick 14 so I’ve got an injured Kroupi jr Was also putting twins to bed after a long (but excellent day at the zoo) Happy enough with this, only getting 2 picks in the first 28 is tough. Poor @fpl-rumblefish.bsky.social set it up and picked last !
One more spot in this league and we’ve hit the ‘perfect 8’ I’m assured is the sweet spot for Draft (as a Draft newbie). Come, join, laugh at my newbieness.
#FPL BlueSky. I am looking for 8-12 keen participants to join the inaugural BlueSky Royal Rumble Draft. I have tried to make this Euro-friendly and I believe this is set for 21:00 Friday 14th of August UK time. @allorin.bsky.social @heskibo.bsky.social @fpl-randerson.bsky.social
Separate point, and I know it’s a talk show, but it’s a pet peeve of mine when interviewers don’t let a question stand. “Was Boston intelligent when they traded you?” Stop. Stop talking. Let JB answer the question. But no, AA rambles on for another minute. I guess it’s not his 1st job…
JB was on Late Night with Jimmy Kimmel and was asked by Anthony Anderson “Was Boston intelligent for trading you” JB responded yet again that he was disappointed and said to answer your question “I guess we’ll find out” #jimmykimmel #jaylenbrown #NBA