Christine Nangle

@nanglish.bsky.social

Writer, The Simpsons. (prev The President Show, The Break, Inside Amy Schumer, Kroll Show, SNL, UCB) I like pit bulls so much. Phanatic fanatic. 🦅

That's what taxes are, man. That's the definition of taxes. "You are subsidizing things you might never use" man shut the fuck up. My taxes currently subsidize like oil company exec private jets, you think I'm upset at low-income people eating inexpensive bananas?

USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d ago

Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.

This might make me sound ableist but if you have a successful band/show except one guy is constantly falling asleep which interrupts sketches, songs, everything— why wouldn’t you vet any new guys to make sure they don’t share that affliction? This is about The Wiggles.

a funeral at a Black church is letting out across the street from my house right now and there are just waves of people saying WE GOT LEBRON and LEBRON'S A SIXER and OH MY GOD and this man doesn't know what he's already done to this town