Wretched Jester Fuckup

@jackalpants.bsky.social

Gorgon girl, walking step by step into the deep dark woods 🔞 Contains adults-only content Read my robot girl erotica, Spine., for a dollar ninety-nine: https://a.co/d/fA5Y5we

folks always asking “where’s waldo?” yet do they ask, “who is waldo? why is waldo? what are waldo’s hopes & dreams? how is waldo doing? when did i last check in on waldo?” eyes peeled looking for waldo but do they do more than point & exclaim? does anyone truly SEE waldo? 🤔 *hits weed* 💨 woaah 🤯

Imagine feeling like your country's newsmedia could at any time turn its back and begin this level of hate campaign against you, to the point that they harass you and everyone you love to the literal ends of the earth, mining you for content until your death and even after. How would you live life?

flyingrodent@flyingrodent.bsky.social · 3h ago

Another one here where the British press just smashed fuck out of a member of the public’s life for no good reason, just because they wanted to and nobody will stop them doing at. And they’re still going, even now.

Daily Mail •
@DailyMail • 58m
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Doctor who quit the UK after Peggie trans row at centre of ANOTHER gender storm in Australia (and is now known as Lis!)

I think that would be great. I mean, considering that the BBC wants to erase trans people entirely (which, as I said, for transphobes this is a prelude from erasing us from social life altogether).

You know how back in the ‘70s a University Challenge team protested how Oxford & Cambridge each had multiple teams by answering all the questions with names of notable Marxists? Maybe a UC team out there could protest this nonsense by answering every question with the name of a notable trans person.

Leicester Gazette@leicestergazette.leicester.news · 16h ago

Two University of Leicester students speak out over ‘absurd’ and ‘Orwellian’ decision by the BBC and ITV Studios to edit out pride pins worn on University Challenge

hey hi it’s SWer saturday! 🥰✨ i’m at 183/330 thanks to a lovely who tipped while i was asleep 🫶 i’ve got more goodies to share this weekend as i make progress towards my goal - next skyline reward at 200 😘 i’ve got too much to do this weekend to promo much, but dms are open & my links are in bio 🔥

Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he)@sineadthefae.bsky.social · 15h ago

ohmygosh thank you dear friends 🥹💜 170/330!! great excuse to post the titty pic i’ve been wanting to, as well as a fishnet tummy shot & some legs for those who enjoy such delights 😘💕 hoping to make goal before tuesday, so if any other dearhearts are inclined to help allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜

One must also be aware of hot people with open lines, and be willing to take advantage of these flirtation opportunities (henceforth: flirportunities) by ever-so-gently pushing in and seeing if the pressure is returned. Not a trivial hill to climb, to recognize that a flirt would be welcome!

bluesky went from the most accepting social experience we've ever had online to literally fearing for our child's safety because of the far-right brigading Singal personally stirred up overnight in '24 he does not get a redemption arc for trying to turn down the volume on the mob he helped create

Toby Buckle@polphilpod.bsky.social · yesterday

every now & then someone on the anti-trans side will get cold feet about how openly ugly it's all getting—they want to keep the image of a nice, sensible centrist but it's never enough for them to get off the train

Weeds Dyers chamomile in all the cracks the concrete has to offer, dandelions flood the verges, forget-me-nots on broken bricks, all arrive in unplanned space and make it beautiful. Weeds with orange-yellow hair, blue locks, green tresses. Two girls kiss behind the old bus stop.

When the fingers you have curled around your heart begin to shake When the darkness wraps you tight at the bottom of the lake There is day that follows night You can let yourself begin There are cracks around the world where the light pours in.

Imagine if a prominent trans person posted this? The ‘gender critical’ transphobes would be jumping up and down on Mumsnet, have a front page Times article saying how all “trans activists” (aka trans people) are violent, while running to the billionaire bigot to fund intimidatory legal action!

Julie Bindel
@bindelj • 18h
Why? Are you going to sue me? Call the police on me? Just try it, laddo. And yes, 1 absolutely AMO threatening you. And I am calling you a sexual predator.

good time zone people up early, up really late, or up at a normal time at least one ocean away from me! ☀️🌙🥱 i’d appreciate your attention in the matter at hand: look at the hot pics i posted & help me get my tip goal met if you feel inclined to such kindness towards me 🫶☺️ (reskeets can help too!) 🧵

Briar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he)@sineadthefae.bsky.social · 15h ago

ohmygosh thank you dear friends 🥹💜 170/330!! great excuse to post the titty pic i’ve been wanting to, as well as a fishnet tummy shot & some legs for those who enjoy such delights 😘💕 hoping to make goal before tuesday, so if any other dearhearts are inclined to help allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜

in my head this is performed as a puppet show demonstrating one way to implement the skills described by the lovely & insightful ms alexandra here 💜✨ (tbc for those misreading, some early lines are better demonstrated through behavior than literally said to someone directly to demand attention ‼️)

[our scene: two posters on bluesky begin to flirt]
"hi there i regularly interact with your posts not only by liking, but by reskeeting really good/important stuff & replying in engaging/admiring/ respectfully-thirsty ways not only on horny content, but also posts where you shared your thoughts &
knowledge, & i supported your work a lil bit like one does!"
oh hey! noticed you doing that so i made sure to notice your posts more & did similarly, you write really well & are super gorgeous holy shit!"“it's totally chill to go through my media tab for thirst traps y'know"
"guess what im also gonna read your writing & engage with your art/ opinions/shitposts too jokes on you i think you're fantastic as well as beautiful & really hot"
"oh hey wow hiiii"
"gosh fuck holy shit hili"
*scene fades out as music suggests excellent things are occurring offscreen*
Wretched Jester Fuckup@jackalpants.bsky.social · 12h ago

FLIRTING is a two part skill, a game in which two people acknowledge that the other is hot for mutual preening purposes. It is a social activity! Like monkeys grooming one another. To flirt you need to: 1) open lines for flirtation 2) respond along those lines And a secret third thing let's GO

FLIRTING is a two part skill, a game in which two people acknowledge that the other is hot for mutual preening purposes. It is a social activity! Like monkeys grooming one another. To flirt you need to: 1) open lines for flirtation 2) respond along those lines And a secret third thing let's GO

only a lil bothered. doing drugs. after 4am. listening to good music. boutta get back to getting stuff done. (needing to moisturize. didn’t meet qualifications to drive in a lane. likely sufficiently hydrated. flourishing is really hard to define tbh.) anyhow just did my 04:20 wish a bit ago 💚🔥💨✨~