folks always asking “where’s waldo?” yet do they ask, “who is waldo? why is waldo? what are waldo’s hopes & dreams? how is waldo doing? when did i last check in on waldo?” eyes peeled looking for waldo but do they do more than point & exclaim? does anyone truly SEE waldo? 🤔 *hits weed* 💨 woaah 🤯
Wretched Jester Fuckup
@jackalpants.bsky.social
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Imagine feeling like your country's newsmedia could at any time turn its back and begin this level of hate campaign against you, to the point that they harass you and everyone you love to the literal ends of the earth, mining you for content until your death and even after. How would you live life?
Another one here where the British press just smashed fuck out of a member of the public’s life for no good reason, just because they wanted to and nobody will stop them doing at. And they’re still going, even now.
pickup artist shit is the opposite of flirting, because it is predicated on the assumption that only one of the people involved is hot and must therefore trick the other
I think that would be great. I mean, considering that the BBC wants to erase trans people entirely (which, as I said, for transphobes this is a prelude from erasing us from social life altogether).
You know how back in the ‘70s a University Challenge team protested how Oxford & Cambridge each had multiple teams by answering all the questions with names of notable Marxists? Maybe a UC team out there could protest this nonsense by answering every question with the name of a notable trans person.
Two University of Leicester students speak out over ‘absurd’ and ‘Orwellian’ decision by the BBC and ITV Studios to edit out pride pins worn on University Challenge
hey hi it’s SWer saturday! 🥰✨ i’m at 183/330 thanks to a lovely who tipped while i was asleep 🫶 i’ve got more goodies to share this weekend as i make progress towards my goal - next skyline reward at 200 😘 i’ve got too much to do this weekend to promo much, but dms are open & my links are in bio 🔥
ohmygosh thank you dear friends 🥹💜 170/330!! great excuse to post the titty pic i’ve been wanting to, as well as a fishnet tummy shot & some legs for those who enjoy such delights 😘💕 hoping to make goal before tuesday, so if any other dearhearts are inclined to help allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜
One must also be aware of hot people with open lines, and be willing to take advantage of these flirtation opportunities (henceforth: flirportunities) by ever-so-gently pushing in and seeing if the pressure is returned. Not a trivial hill to climb, to recognize that a flirt would be welcome!
bluesky went from the most accepting social experience we've ever had online to literally fearing for our child's safety because of the far-right brigading Singal personally stirred up overnight in '24 he does not get a redemption arc for trying to turn down the volume on the mob he helped create
every now & then someone on the anti-trans side will get cold feet about how openly ugly it's all getting—they want to keep the image of a nice, sensible centrist but it's never enough for them to get off the train
Everybody is mentioning poppy month in response to the BBC's sudden anti-badge, pin, symbol and slogan crusade, but I'd also note that they're flogging Pudsey badges and T-shirts for Children in Need in two weeks
Two University of Leicester students speak out over ‘absurd’ and ‘Orwellian’ decision by the BBC and ITV Studios to edit out pride pins worn on University Challenge
Weeds Dyers chamomile in all the cracks the concrete has to offer, dandelions flood the verges, forget-me-nots on broken bricks, all arrive in unplanned space and make it beautiful. Weeds with orange-yellow hair, blue locks, green tresses. Two girls kiss behind the old bus stop.
I think this is maybe my best crafted one to date. I am not sure that a year ago I could have written one this good; I am not sure I could do any better than this today. Let's see where I am in a year
When the fingers you have curled around your heart begin to shake When the darkness wraps you tight at the bottom of the lake There is day that follows night You can let yourself begin There are cracks around the world where the light pours in.
When the fingers you have curled around your heart begin to shake When the darkness wraps you tight at the bottom of the lake There is day that follows night You can let yourself begin There are cracks around the world where the light pours in.
I cannot stress enough how blatant it is, they don't even fucking bother to hide it.
"Meta is interfering in Brazil’s elections in plain sight—boosting Bolsonaro and suppressing Lula content."
Yep thats us. This is why if you want to flirt with us, you need to be as subtle as a fucking tank. Because we literally can’t imagine that people want to flirt with us.
THAT'S SORT OF THE SECRET THIRD THING you flirt like you are inviting people to play cards, and you don't get upset or pissy if they decline. This is why people go "I'm bad at flirting"- they can't imagine they'd ever be invited to flirt, so they miss invitations, and the flirter drops it.
170/330 💜💕
thank you to the lovelies who just tipped i am currently at 60/330 🥹🫶 happy fat femme friday lovers & friends! 💕✨ here’s a lil treat from a recent custom 💖💋 do you want to see more? i’ve got lotsa recent lewds AND nudes AND sexy lil clips 🤩🔥 tips incentivize me 😘 allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 🖤💜
Imagine if a prominent trans person posted this? The ‘gender critical’ transphobes would be jumping up and down on Mumsnet, have a front page Times article saying how all “trans activists” (aka trans people) are violent, while running to the billionaire bigot to fund intimidatory legal action!
ohmygosh thank you dear friends 🥹💜 170/330!! great excuse to post the titty pic i’ve been wanting to, as well as a fishnet tummy shot & some legs for those who enjoy such delights 😘💕 hoping to make goal before tuesday, so if any other dearhearts are inclined to help allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜
good time zone people up early, up really late, or up at a normal time at least one ocean away from me! ☀️🌙🥱 i’d appreciate your attention in the matter at hand: look at the hot pics i posted & help me get my tip goal met if you feel inclined to such kindness towards me 🫶☺️ (reskeets can help too!) 🧵
ohmygosh thank you dear friends 🥹💜 170/330!! great excuse to post the titty pic i’ve been wanting to, as well as a fishnet tummy shot & some legs for those who enjoy such delights 😘💕 hoping to make goal before tuesday, so if any other dearhearts are inclined to help allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 💜
Inside me are two wolves / what it feels like to have both autism and ADHD
the key is balance
if you had some other folks who wanted to do this and a streamer who wanted to host, this would be a fun livestream idea to raise money for an org that needs it 👀
a short thread about a first date (cw corruption, violence, implied noncon)
girl who calls you, "such a cute victim" oh god oh fuck oh fuck god oh shit oh fuck oh god oh
YEAH i thought of it cause like at the time we were both Very Much making sure to send some extremely explicit “yeah it’s okay to flirt with me” signals so it was a good demonstration of your very excellent observation my love 💜💋
in my head this is performed as a puppet show demonstrating one way to implement the skills described by the lovely & insightful ms alexandra here 💜✨ (tbc for those misreading, some early lines are better demonstrated through behavior than literally said to someone directly to demand attention ‼️)
FLIRTING is a two part skill, a game in which two people acknowledge that the other is hot for mutual preening purposes. It is a social activity! Like monkeys grooming one another. To flirt you need to: 1) open lines for flirtation 2) respond along those lines And a secret third thing let's GO
FLIRTING is a two part skill, a game in which two people acknowledge that the other is hot for mutual preening purposes. It is a social activity! Like monkeys grooming one another. To flirt you need to: 1) open lines for flirtation 2) respond along those lines And a secret third thing let's GO
only a lil bothered. doing drugs. after 4am. listening to good music. boutta get back to getting stuff done. (needing to moisturize. didn’t meet qualifications to drive in a lane. likely sufficiently hydrated. flourishing is really hard to define tbh.) anyhow just did my 04:20 wish a bit ago 💚🔥💨✨~
looks like i forgot to post this art of me by @luchoredman.bsky.social 🐮🔥 i love love love having art of me made in a variety of styles and this is so so fun!! 💙✨ (if you wanna draw me, i’ll link my standing policy for this in the replies below in just a sec 😘💕)
thank you to the lovelies who just tipped i am currently at 60/330 🥹🫶 happy fat femme friday lovers & friends! 💕✨ here’s a lil treat from a recent custom 💖💋 do you want to see more? i’ve got lotsa recent lewds AND nudes AND sexy lil clips 🤩🔥 tips incentivize me 😘 allmylinks.com/anarchadykeism 🖤💜
okay i have another $180 in bills due to cover utilities and adjacent expenses before im back from my trip also need to probably come up with at least $150 more for my trip expenses budget by some point into it… so if you’ve ever wanted to tip or buy something premade please lmk ASAP 🫶🥺 thank you💜