*Reads a post* That's absolutely nasty. *Reposts anyway*

TIL my work will pay my full salary for time taken off for jury duty. I have never been called for jury duty, EVER. Please let me get paid to give my opinion. Pleaseeeee let me do a Justice. Pls.

I am pleased to announce my election to the Board of the Washington Academy of Sciences, the academy of science for Washington, DC, for the 2026-2028 term. 🧵🧪

everyone’s horny on main again, maybe the world is healing

I’m gender critical. My gender is criticizing others.

Slavs would rather cum in your sink than go to therapy

I cleaned my work desk today for the first time in YEARS and found an REI gift card with $5 and change still on it. Also an expired $100 visa gift card but let’s not talk about that one.

Long Covid Unlikely To Explain Increase In People Too Ill To Work, Because That Would Be Too Obvious, Say Experts

being disabled/ill just be like that sometimes!

Molly (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️@epi-nymph.bsky.social · last wk.

🎶🎤 my mind’s tellin me noooo but my Body, my BODY’s also tellin me nooo

🎶🎤 my mind’s tellin me noooo but my Body, my BODY’s also tellin me nooo

even if we have similar views on current issues i can still find your mannerisms annoying

Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally.

Hi friends. I’m trying to get my bills current and eventually relocate, which I urgently need to do, but it’s been especially hard since my car was repossessed and I lost my SNAP benefits (due to an administrative screw-up). Anything you can send me would help a lot! 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

Barista musta been able to tell I was energetically hungover from crashing out last night bc she said “there’s two squash breads for you since one of them was pretty small” Reader: they were not small. She was being generous 🖤

hi, friends. tomorrow makes 20 months since I was laid off, and I'm still unable to find full-time work. if you or your employer are looking for a software QA engineer, please let me know. money is still very tight. if you'd like to help & can spare it, I am infinitefinite on venmo, paypal & cashapp

I did some retirement/disability planning thinking i could make things work, and it turns out the lottery would be extremely helpful

This is heroism. This is resistance.

Olivia Messer@oliviamesser.bsky.social · 2w ago

This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.

When you think of it, whiteness is bitchmade and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper nihilist movement should seek to abolish it.

I have learned so much from this. 1. Ditching the top sheet is NOT a millennial thing just a me and my siblings thing 2. I was using a top sheet incorrectly before, which is why I hated it. The top sheet MUST fold over the top edge of the duvet, which prevents it from sliding down and tangling up.

Molly (they/them) 🏳️‍⚧️@epi-nymph.bsky.social · 3w ago

Millennials: i am considering going back to using a top sheet.

"wow what a low effort post." yes. exactly. it's a post

My diarrhea is better than yours

👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇@carnitas.bsky.social · 2w ago

my milkshake brings ibs to the yard

Laundry to fold

Louis@louisevans.bsky.social · 2w ago

qt what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee, wrong answers only

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

I was doing some financial planning today, and jeebus inflation is such a wild thing to exist. How do the numbers do that so fast?

That's good and sound data: where Musk put his money, vote straight opposite.

New HIV diagnoses in SF fell by 8% last year, from 148 to 136 cases, reversing a small uptick seen in 2024, according to the latest HIV epidemiology annual report from SF DPH. @bayareareporter.bsky.social www.ebar.com/story/170572/

HIV cases in SF fall 8%, resume their downward trend

New HIV diagnoses in San Francisco fell by 8% last year, from 148 to 136 cases, reversing a small uptick seen in 2024, according to the latest HIV epidemiology annual report from the city’s Department...

ebar.com

I saw a custom license plate that I think is supposed to read “trojan van”* And I’m like… why? Are you tryna sneak in places? Where are you going? Places you shouldn’t be? What do you do when you get in there? *i wont give the exact plate letters sorry, privacy n all

Katie Tightpussy teams up with gendered, heterosexist paypig and disgraced chef, Xeni Jardin, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.