57ARK 🔆🍉 is TOUCHING MOSS 🍄

@57ark.bsky.social

Flawed and unworthy vessel. Artless beast transformed into a woman. Learns through making mistakes more than she learns through success. 🕎 She/They 🏳️‍⚧️ Free Palestine 🇵🇸

sword woman this sword woman that - your merc company composition is horny and ineffective. while your sword women are hot they lack range and versatility. you need a dyke with a crossbow at the very least. get the mousey one to carry your banner. have the most lesbian one wield a fauchard

i can't keep fucking up like this. i need a win so fucking bad. i'm starting to forget what it was like to not be drowning all the time. that brief window of time was so... so kind of this world. i wonder what i did to deserve the loss of it. what i'm still doing so wrong as to not find it again.

Me: "greasing's seatings!" The salvation army santa doing tax fraud with everyone's money: "ho ho ho, you must be confused, it's "season's greetings"" Me, watching him lowering himself onto his shiny salvation army drum stool and sliding clean off onto the cement: "must be, happy chanukkah"

my job? Zookeeper for the remaining Beatles. Sounds great, right, but I'm on Paul and he's just the worst. The man simply needs too many pictures of range rovers to stop throwing his feces at guests. Meanwhile those smug bastards in the Ringo team keep bragging about how docile and cooperative he is

hard to balance my spiritual desire to grow, heal, become goddess with my meatform instincts to evaporate into violence and kinetic release anytime i catch sight of myself in a mirror the disparity between the parts of my soul i've accepted the beauty of and the ugliness of my vessel is gutting me

From Evangelical Christians to Rokos Basilisk-pilled AI engineers, it's funny how many people exist out there who are actively trying to bring about the apocalypse. I feel that if you have stated omnicidal intent, it should be automatic grounds for [redacted]