Unexpected @dangagged.bsky.social round last night so time for an eggs royale (I failed to take a runny yolk picture, I'm sorry)
The worst gif possible 😵 but an amazing film. Honourable mention has to go The Big Bus
Silver 😵💫🐶🧠✨@spacepupsilver.com · 4mo agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, MARVEL, Disney, or Ghibli. Extra hard mode: no Spielberg, Hitchcock, Scorsese or Kubrick
You know it's a good day when you suck the cum from your boyfriend's big dick then enjoy a nice hefty roast pork loin 🥰
It's me! I'm one of the guest singers :3
naima@naimalion.bsky.social · 5mo agofor those who will be attending confuzzled this year, why not come see some lunchtime live jazz? saturday 13:30 the london room (behind the library) joined by several guest singers, grab a drink and enjoy! artwork by @allears.bsky.social
It's very sweet watching your boyfriend while he's just looking through his horny rubber pics 🥰 anyway, he's an unrelated rump steak and wedges (there is a sauce under the steak, I'm not a monster)
I slightly misread the recipe 🙃 (It is not cum, it is condensed milk. I accidentally added too much)
Heyyy let me out 🥺🥺 the rubber under this down and pvc is making me hot and horny 📹: @pupelio.bsky.social
Darklands is nearly here already 😱 Who am I seeing (if I have a hood with eyeholes)? 📸: @pupelio.bsky.social
Having a BSG binge. Rewatching BSG 2004 and watching og properly for the first time. I love seeing all of the little Easter eggs that I never knew about 🤓
I try to keep an open mind about new star trek series, especially those arrived at younger audiences (Prodigy was great, few oddities but great). I'm finding it really hard to suspend any disbelief. I don't think the writers understand internal consistency 😐
So my turkey was ready a full 45 minutes ahead of schedule 😬 that the my plan right out of the window. But it turned out alright in the end. The sprouts had a good amount of bacon added and there was a gallon of gravy.
Delphi@delphidog.bsky.social · 8mo agoThe turkey is in the oven, it's go time!
Suffering from a bit of social isolation at the moment. Do any other unemployed people fancy doing something during the week? My days are pretty empty besides job-hunting and depression 🫠
On all fours is the best place to be 🤤 🍆 @delphidog.bsky.social
Easily my new favourite daily game, even if the answer is apparently NEVER a turtle. 🦗 Animal #829 🦝 I figured it out in 8 guesses! 🟧🟧🟧🟩🟨🟨🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 14 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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Folks, I have a new video today where I'm very excited to announce a new dishwasher powder on the market. Why am I so excited? Because it's vindicated every single one of my detergent opinions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAX2...
I was right about dishwasher pods, and now I can prove it
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I'll take a break from my long-time Bluesky hermitting to bring you the following Job Applications are Hell update. What is your gender identity?
Picard diversity tip: The fact that a crewmember looks alien to you does not make them any less of a Starfleet officer.
Just watched The Doctor's Daughter again and we all need to be reminded how fucking amazing Catherine Tate's Donna Noble is. I can't think of any other companion who figured things out before the Doctor
Got a room coming up in my lovely flat in Hackney! Decent sized double room, high ceilings, big lounge £733.33 + bills = £880 approx Ideally would like to share with other queer kinky/furry folks. Looking for folks wanting to live in a home as a household rather than just trying to rent a room.