This week just keeps getting better and better.

warning: french. in case that's a trigger

The best thing about this job is that there's a very real chance that I may never have to look at LinkedIn again.

Apparently this was unclear. I GOT THE JOB!

TiePig@tiepig.bsky.social · 2d ago

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I miss when "It's not that deep" was actually a way of telling people they're obsessing over incredibly minor things, instead of being a sign of late stage brainrot. >.>

3D terrain makes everything better.

Boom.

Once I'm done with the drawing I'm working on I'm going to have to take a break from it for a while (other than my normal quick daily practices). I've spent so much time hunched over my screen that my shoulders sound like cement mixers when I roll them. >.>

I don't know why this isn't a universal standard but I'm sure the neurotypicals are to blame.

A BIG thank you to our #Daggerheart fans, as we wouldn't be ENNIE Award winners without your love and passion for our games. Thank you 💜 And massive congrats to all the nominees—it's an honor to be among such colleagues and creations! 🎉

happy “today is the only day you can repost this” day

Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999

ALT: Digimon Adventure: August 1st, 1999

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Berlin CSD was insane! Thank you @folsomeurope.bsky.social for allowing me to host the "Kink Has no Shame" Stage, to show that we have a valid place in our community. That even in the face of discrimination and terror, we are stronger and louder together as our authentic queer selves❤️

This is real and the first person I used it on was the owner of my former company. It's like the clouds have suddenly parted.

Tits McGee@scientits.bsky.social · 7d ago

Oh my God, this is not a drill - LinkedIn has added 'seems like AI slop' as an option on posts Genuinely thought it was a joke until I clicked on a few posts

love to log on, see an argument about misogyny, and take the side of *checks notes* playboy magazine

Playboy@playboy.com · 7d ago

What are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...

"Is this AI or is it just REALLY ugly?" The LinkedIn Experience.

Whilst the cost of living crisis continues to spiral, with food and fuel prices soaring, so do global oil and gas companies profits. Shell has today announced it's profits have more than doubled. This is obscene. www.reuters.com/business/ene...

Shell profit more than doubles to $9.8 billion, second-highest on record, as Iran war lifts prices

Shell's ​net profit more than doubled from last year to $9.84 billion in the second quarter, beating expectations, helped by ‌higher energy prices and increased market volatility during the Middle Eas...

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I've always said that Fahrenheit 451 was by far the most accurate, likely, and terrifying prediction of the future, of the three big Dystopian novels. >.>

Sarah has a suggestion@goatsarah.org · 7d ago

We built the Fahrenheit 451 from the sci-fi dystopian novel “don’t build the Fahrenheit 451” by Ray Cadbury em-dash who invented the chocolate bar that won’t melt, the Flake, in 2012.

What contains more words, 'We Put the Spring in Springfield' or 'See My Vest'?

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · last wk.

You’re caught unawares and offered $1000 per correct word if you recite any existing piece of text you know - accumulating up to the point you make your first mistake. How much do you walk away with?

Your shame spiral is not officially sanctioned by the Mary Oliver estate.

Racists describing refugees to Britain as "Boat people" like our nation's most famous hobby wasn't using the boats of the British Navy to take over other countries. Like... British people are, very famously, boat people. We were boat people all over the world. It was our whole thing.

There's been a weird mark on my drawing screen for a couple of weeks now, that I've not been able to clean off, and I couldn't work out the cause of it. I've just noticed it's in the location of the Undo button in Clip Studio. I've hit it so many times that I've started eroding the screen. 😅

An unexpected obstacle to employment this week, as literally every single careers website and job listing page in the world appears to be having a meltdown. >.>

Me whenever I see the 'pretty penis' thread.

I've just discovered that the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog from Monty Python has an actual, official stat block in the new Daggerheart: Hope & Fear book.

Ngl I had assumed that my days of politely explaining to people that they've violated GDPR were behind me when I left my old company. >.>

“Tea” “Trade” “Spice” Are we gay men or silk road merchants?

First time going for a run since I started on my meds. I'm gonna go have a heart attack now, cheerio!

Peter Gabriel's "Sledgehammer" from 'So' hit #1 on the US singles chart 40 years ago on July 26, 1986 album.ink/PGabrielSo