There's two kinds of sinkholes: wet sinkhole and dry sinkhole. The drys can further be divided into rocky type and sandy type. And that's all I really have to say about the topic for now
network torpedo
@ingr.own.baby
To goon, perchance to cum—ay, there's the rub: For in that hypnostate what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause—there's the respect That makes a mess of so long a sesh.
game of the year is supposed to be a fourteen hour deliberation in fart stained podcast studios about the friends we made along the way, not guys in suits picking up little statues between commercials
You're laughing? Flavortown is washing my goat and you're laughing? 😡
Interspecies gay couple throw gender reveal party. Surprise! It's Immortal!
![I Am the Most Beautiful Fish Alive
[drawing of a fish with a bow on her head and hearts near her mouth]
Helloooo! My name is Shellyyy!!! I am a fish, duh!!!!! Anyway. I am the most beautiful fish alive!! Yes!!!
Everyone who sees me (Shelly) says that I am so beautiful!!! They like my shiny scales!! Everyone loves my eyes!! Shelly has such beautiful eyes!! Everyone says it!! Yay!!!!!!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2t3pjvgz3zrqqojku7rkscep/bafkreidh6szvcfayrwx5czhof5ybfsk6l3gyjpvetshfzqmao3taqtbaf4)
guys, please stop trying to stay hydrated, you don't need to max your hydration levels anymore 🙏 my computer friends need that water to keep making me sonic mpreg porn 🥹
What's the deal with those dudes that have to put one hand up on the wall to piss
Disregarding my 6mo old baby and staying up until midnight to play blood dungeon
Today's day care report was that the baby really likes putting his foot in his mouth. Yeah dude, I get it.
You need to make a flyer? Just use Pixelmator. Literally do it with Freeform. Make it in Affinity. Literally just try Krita. You can probably do it in Photopea. Dude try Canva. AddText can do it. You can download GIMP. Download GIMP right now. Dive into GIMP. You can GIMP it. GIMP can do it for you.
AppleTV sucks so fucking hard at sports notifications it's insane. No notification that a soccer game or a race is starting, it only ever sends a notification to tell me shit is ending in 10 minutes. Why would I want to watch the last 10 minutes???
FYI no one ever wants to hear about a podcast you just listened to. Keep that shit to yourself.
Overheating, undereating since midsummers eve, watering the flowers so they'll make it when I leave
It's so embarrassing when a book for babies that is obviously attempting to rhyme just totally butchers one. Shoes and house don't rhyme, dawg. How tf you sayin "house" to make it sound like shoes?
We want to entertain a billion people a day. There should be an Xbox in every house. We want to replace schools with Minecraft. Master Chief should visit my house and give me a little kiss on the nose.
Kinda fucked up that the only candles America gets for her birthday are Roman
I think we should legally define the word "soon" in terms of businesses opening. I think if you're "Coming Soon" for more than three months you should get a geometrically increasing fine for every subsequent week.
podcasts shouldn't be videos, but i'd posit that many podcasts shouldn't be audio either
Put a bike bell on the stroller so I can ding at inconsiderate people who just stand around in the walkway
Guy who is confused about semen retention and just has labeled jars full of semen that he has collected from various sources on his bookshelf
Did Mike Rowe do a salmon semen collection episode of Dirty Jobs?