Spartan Nat

@spartannat.bsky.social

Aspiring storyteller, heading down the road of studying archeology. Eyes turned skyward while yelling angrily at Starship. Historic US space program enjoyer, misser of space art whimsy.

Gonna use my voice to further promote saving the Academy of Natural Sciences here in Philly. There’s still time to act and limit the damage as much as possible so you might as well lend some time and a voice to one of Philly’s best museums.

we're boarding now. a gate attendant literally screamed at us to board by boarding group... and a hundred people just laughed in her face. we have formed a self-governing society at this point and her attempt to order us around is oddly funny

Gonna take the occasion considering today is May Day to say this: The boot does not care for the uniform it is part of; it will step on you all the same. Use it, spread it. Reject authority. Reject authoritarians. Punch a fascist. Punch a campist bootlicker. Power to the workers, always.

Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

Games Workshop has always known the same thing the writers of Star Trek knew: if you include just a little bit for the horny weirdo, they'll spend thousands on your merchandise. This is something George Lucas only did by accident, because he doesn't really know about sex

boys go to jupiter to get more stupider (remembers that jupiter has some excellent vocational colleges now) or learn a useful trade (remembers they run an exploitative military recruitment program) despite the jovian colonial system (remembers i've been microchipped to advertise protein slurry) drin

SECULAR LIBERALS: ".....and so you see, under the definition of blasphemy as put forward in the Bishop of Rome's 1687 encyclical 'De Viis Malis' and the Chalcedonian formulation of the Nicene Creed, Trump is, in fact, a heretic!!!" AMERICAN CHRISTIANS: "God says its OK for me to drive drunk."

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"