Crystal B.
@evilerato.bsky.social
Hard of hearing, death doula, otherwise disaster human, dog-mom, cat-mom, auntie, fandomer, seeker of peace, and always hoping for a calmer life. [My views are my own, and do not reflect in any way on my employer]
Forget Dialectical Behavioral Therapy give me Diabolical Behavioral Therapy — where your therapist helps you think of the worst possible thing you could do in a situation and then encourages you to do it
tiny meowdy is looking a little grumpy because there are only 4 days left before he rides away for good once the campaign ends, this limited edition little partner won’t be coming back (so don’t make him any grumpier!) www.makeship.com/products/tin...
Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”
I must inform you that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” just went platinum, according to the RIAA. www.riaa.com/gold-platinu...
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · 2d agoin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
the intentional abdication by Congress of nearly all of its constitutional responsibilities is at the core of most of our problems as a nation
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
I totally understand why people will just move into the woods for like 30 years while demanding to be left alone.
The trailer for Wicker is so great. Peter Dinklage's character is based as hell. "Hey, can you make me a husband?" "Fuck yeah girl, I got you. Imma make him hot as fuck too."
I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.
watching cis women fight so hard to exclude trans girls and women from the very sports they were segregated into is weird. Your sport isn't exclusive, you were put here so you don't bother men, so they can more easily marginalize you and not pay you. And you want to do that to trans people? Delusion
Seems kinda irresponsible to start another week like right after that last one. Borderline reckless.
New baby hippo born at Berlin Zoo. Named Brötchen. Which means "little bread roll." You're welcome
my favorite religious theory is that "biblically accurate angels" is just someone tripping balls who encountered a peacock for the first time
Ladies, if Wicker has you thinking you’d love someone to live and breathe for you, rail you into oblivion with an inanimate object, and fix your furniture, lesbians have amazing news for you
last call, partner! because tiny meowdy will roll out of town faster than a tumbleweed 🚨 the campaign ends on august 1st at 9am (GMT-3) 🚨 www.makeship.com/products/tin...
Me: It's so annoying when my cats wake me up when I'm trying to sleep. Why do they do that? Also me: *picks up my sleeping cat and dances around the living room singing it a song about how pretty it is*
this is the kind of obstreperousness, don't tell me what to do-ness, i got rightsness that is the sheet anchor of American liberties.
Soraya Nadia McDonald@soraya.press · 6d ago"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
"Straight Man Brought To Tears After Coming To Understand Just 0.00000001% Of The Magnificence Of Lesbians"
𝕴𝖓𝖋𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖗𝖎𝖝 𝕾𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖎𝖆@infernatrixsophia.bsky.social · 7d agocan't stop laughing😭
