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Paul Gagliardi
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GAGLIARDI PLANS TO TRAIN FOR MARATHON BY DRINKING BOURBON AND WATCHING BASEBALL
SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
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The Union Army in “The General”.
Buster Keaton's Train Stunt in The General
Alt: Buster Keaton's Confederate railroad engineer clearing the tracks of ties that Union soldiers left to slow down his pursuit.
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Name a villain who was actually right.
I think my academic friends who have long disparaged my interest in pro wrestling are now understanding a bit of the appeal that we have a Royal Rumble-like discourse where you never quite know who will show-up @rickcity.bsky.social @shmeppy.bsky.social
Dying. It continues. SUSAN ORLEAN
When you say as a hailstorm passes overhead, "well we needed the rain," and then you realize you are definitely middle-aged...
Paul Heyman's Shocked Reaction on WWE
Alt: Paul Heyman's Shocked Reaction on WWE
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She really is a generational talent. Absolutely nailing the character of "Mets fan"
*at a lake cabin* Me: Ooh, there's a Least Flycatcher. Oo. A Meadowlark. Oo. Red-bellied hummingbird... My wife: Where are the kids? Me: Who?
This is a legacy of the stuff I raged about for 4 years as a classics undergrad: phrases like “carrying coals to Newcastle” put in the mouths of characters in Plautus or Terence, the general view of Athens & Rome as early models for England. I will resist doing a very long thread about this
Interesting bit in this Variety article about The Odyssey where the American writer takes issue with the characters' American accents, dismisses Greek accents as "a bit much", & argues that British (I assume he really means English) accents would have been fine. variety.com/2026/film/ne...
He’s going to do it, he’s going to make both teams lose
Another game cursed by Trump’s presence…
Even the NFL gave the people Bad Bunny and Kendrick calling Drake a Paedophile. This is what FIFA thinks of you.
If it were set in Minnesota, 90% of The Odyssey would be spent saying goodbye.
This halftime show might be the worst thing FIFA has done
A couple of brothers argue while preparing a meal at their restaurant
There isn’t a war with Albania
I tried writing a joke about Dionysus...but....*slurs* what did you call me?...*falls off barstool*
I tried to think of a joke about Atlas, but I just feel crushed by the weight of the world. 🌍
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
“You said the 2020 election was rigged by either Venezuela or China. When you called that fella in Georgia pleading for 11,780 votes, was that part of the rigging, or part of the 6-year investigation? Just one more thing, sir, who was president while all this rigging took place?”
Argentinan game plan (I presume): -use your hands as often as possible -spike water bottles -let Messi score like six goals -cocaine
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
Remember when he had the NHL draft in 2015? It was a boo-fest
People complaining about booing are ignoring that just about every guy that got booed smiled or laughed at it.
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
Haven’t seen a dominant French force get dominated by Spain like this since the Siege of Cádiz
Just got back from an advanced screening of Nolan's The Odyssey. I don't know. There was a lot of montages of Damon on a ship sailing across the Aegean set to "Winds of Change" by The Scorpions
I rewatched Citizen Kane a few weeks ago and by modern plutocrat metrics he seems basically fine.
i hate piña coladas and getting caught in the rain but i love adultery so let’s do this