ok not to be like that it’s soooo nuts how this little placental mammal hijacked my brain’s innate neoteny preference and turned me into her doting parent… i look at her and my brain is literally like… oh thats my daughter shes a 2nd grader.
i rlly think most of the problems of the american people could be solved if we engaged in mass education on lentils
if anyone in the atlanta area wants a kitty, @dtgsr.bsky.social is fostering this tiny baby who will need a home soon!!!!
her costume would be a cute but sexy mouse. and she would perform flo rida right round. her clues would be that shes from the land of the most famous mouse but she got a bad reputation when she was younger and wants to show everybody a different side of her. the judges would all guess bhad bhabie
reb@dtgsr.bsky.social · 2y agocasey anthony should go on the masked singer
*trying to get gen alpha to normalize picking boogers* start digging in yo nose twinnnnn
jumpscare in the NYT today the online famous leftist guy who starved and beat me as a teenager being inanely quoted about his ozempic use LMFAO
The pedophile king of the United States staring glumly at The Button.
and also the only transfer station is still in shambles (it’s been under construction since before i moved back 2 years ago)
also they definitely aren’t going to have the new faregates installed before the world cup
i lost my breeze card right before this happened so it has been amazing for me personally
Alex Ip 葉清霖@alexip718.com · 6mo agoAtlanta, through marta's sheer incompetence (couldn't get new faregates installed in time and haven't got tap to pay properly certified before they decommissioned the aging, broken system), is undergoing the largest fare free public transit experiment in North America
They just fucking found bugs Bunny dead in Miami. Foul play at the bath house ... #RIPBugs
OMG i just remembered i have my front & center ticket to see marriage of figaro at the opera tomorrow