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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
Saying "good game" half-heartedly and waiting for a low-five from every aipac booster
the pensive pig has cast his watery gaze upon you. ruminate? > y > n
Kid likes being pushed in the swing while he matter of factly names vehicles. "Fire truck." "Garbage truck." "Car." "Bus."
The boy mimics a car by saying "beep beep" and he intones it with a reverence that feels like he is chanting an incantation.
The doctor has taken away my caffeine until I can show I can be responsible with it.
Just started what I am calling World War 1, which I guarantee will be the last war as is evidenced by the number I've appended to it.
it turns out the reddit atheist was an important predator in the ecosystem
Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Oracle of Delphi: You are accidentally going to be the reason isis 2 forms. Me: I don't like the sound of that unparseable mystery!
Okay I'll try to help but if my actions result the formation of "isis 2" you can't be mad at me.
I'm here to chew bubble gum and beat you to death with a hammer and I intend to do both at the same time.
Glazed donuts are much more powerful than they were 10 years ago.
My awful pals burying my ass with some of my gold personal affects as well as a penis sheath so that future archeologists think I was a real freak.
I am constantly thinking about the stockpiles, unlike some of you👀
I have chosen to never believe a petrochemical company and it has served me very well.
The surgeon who performed my vasectomy kept quoting Austin Powers.
In space, we can all hear you scream and we're laughing about it. Chump.
I'm pretty pissed that countries aren't represented by dogs any more in political cartoons. I'm also on a drug cocktail for a recent surgery so my priorities are all over the place.
The internet created The Warriors in that it produced gangs of antisocial weirdos who have a single specific interest and are militantly defending worthless turf.
I am certain that there is currently a man who describes himself as the "Hunter S. Thompson of Peptides" and he is the worst writer to have ever lived.