Foul Bay Hero
@foulbayhero.bsky.social
Gentleman Cambrioleur Victoria, B.C., Canada
Hahahahahaha I wanted to type something here but I'm laughing too hard "could you still get through an entire workday" what the fuck, man, you just sharpied "I am incompetent" on your forehead.
Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 9h agoMy answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.
This piece by Jeff Yang (aka @originalsp.in) was so satisfying to edit. It covers different aspects of The Odyssey and contextualizes them as examples of political filmmaking through allegory—the tale of a 21st century empire reeling from karmic blowback. www.rogerebert.com/features/the...
The People from the Sea: How "The Odyssey" is About America
A reading of Christopher Nolan's blockbuster as a commentary on the current state of America.
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Remembering Sir Alec Guinness who passed away on this date in 2000 😇🙏
Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.
SERIOUS ANSWER: forget a fifth Jaws movie. Just give us a film adaptation of the play The Shark Is Broken by Joseph Nixon and Robert Shaw's son Ian, a play that looks at the three leads filming Jaws. Or give us a taped performance of the play. Just SOME representation of The Shark Is Broken.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
I like that it's a specific brand, too. We truly do live in the stupidest of times.
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterdayGotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.
Down the orchard aisles, in the thick, new, wet grass, the little girl ran for the joy of running.
Remembering the Actor, Robert Hardy who passed away 9 years ago today 😇🙏
Ads for "One Night Only." Looks a boilerplate romcom, except for premise: "the 1 night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex." Everything else cliched, so I feel insane having such dread whenever I see an ad. A clever essay on dystopias & the way people normalize the utterly abnormal?
I can’t be expected to get up and feed the cats if I’m being held down like this, right?
🍑 It's peach season! 🍑 And just like the rest of us, the tender fruit is coping with the many challenges of climate change. Scientist Jay Subramanian talks to @balkissoon.bsky.social about his work as Canada's last peach breeder, designing climate-resilient fruit for the future.
He's protecting Ontario peaches from climate change | The Narwhal
In Niagara, fruit breeder Jay Subramanian is designing a peach that will reduce food waste, allow workers to avoid heat waves — and taste delicious
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Our first attempt at a family Christmas card. As you can see, everyone fully embraced the festive spirit. We were aiming for Hallmark... somehow we ended up on National Geographic.😭😹🐈⬛🐈⬛
Reading is groovy. Here's part three of my library 'READ' poster series.
Righte now the greatest danger to the future of universityes ys universityes. Remembir the missioun, remembir the studentes, remembir those who have come bifor and will arryve aftir, remembir teachinge and learninge and dialogue. A universitye ys much more than a corporation wearinge a mortarboard.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Lebowski: Vagina Scene
Alt: Maude Lebowski in The Big Lebowski (the movie) talking to The Dude as she points out that the word vagina makes many men uncomfortable. Then she says it again: "Vagina"
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Trish K@tkaz99.bsky.social · 7d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Dante demonstrating his relaxing in a sunbeam technique.
Watching the online broadcast of the Port Angeles Lefties playing in Victoria against the Victoria Harbourcats. And the regular season of the summer baseball is almost over again. It's always so fast---and always so poignant as the season draws to an end. Harder this year with Mom facing her cancer.
[eleanor rigby voice] connecticut bigfoot hids in the woods outside Lyme but is spotted by rubes doesn't have boobs
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · last wk.FAKE NEWS, BIGFOOT HAS PROPORTIONALLY BIG NATURALS
This April, the cruelest month comes to life...ON THE BIG SCREEN. Tom Holland IS The Young Man Carbuncular in Alex Garland's THE WASTE LAND
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
