"Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it."
it's been over a month since I last went to a gig and it's been over a month since it last rained and I don't know which of those is killing me more
Wondered what Disney Channel kid Bridgit Mendler was up to these days because I saw her under a list of people who cited the Fugees as an influence and thought it was funny Turns out she founded a satellite communications startup with funding from Andreessen-Horowitz and contracts with Space Force
Bog Walk. Tuesday 11th August, 8pm (UK) twitch.tv/mrbillywhite @austincrabbe.bsky.social @mackalright.bsky.social @newkuu.bsky.social @slothehhh.bsky.social
How do I know I completely lost my mind in the pandemic? I just discovered a part of a screenplay I wrote which was a sequel to the Netflix movie Tall Girl, where she has to fight a taller girl in a sort of Kaiju situation
I wouldn't say that coprolite is my favourite fossil, but it's a solid number two
being very careful to place my beer on the coaster but leaving a perfect imprint of my arm in sweat on the table
spent too long in the sun and now I'm having halo 3 visions of cortana
Here's how data centres are actually GOOD for the heatwave: 1/???
gonna put myself in a giant jelly mould with assorted fruits and berries
gonna freeze myself in a big block of ice with explicit instructions to only unfreeze me once all my enemies have perished
gonna slather myself in original source mint and tea tree until I look like a big slug and see if I can walk to the isle of wight
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just saw Starmer down the amusements at the beach. his tie was stuck in a 2p machine and he'd given up on pulling it free, too focused on winning the Italian brainrot keyring
going down on your partner with two scrapers and mix-ins like the coldstone creamery
Andy Burnham will independently verify every single nude sent in the UK
Mike Stabile@mikestabile.bsky.social · 2mo agoThe UK is proposing age-verification — biometrics and government ID — for sexting. But don't worry, they're not taking away your rights! "Adults would still be able to take, share or view nude content through an age verification process"
Jean Valjean stopped after stealing one loaf of white bread because he didn't want the wholemeal
the shop at the end of my road that I only ever buy monster from has just got a brand new monster fridge and that doesn't feel like a coincidence to me
