Skelly-Ellie🖤

@hexate.bsky.social

30s, Trans Swamp Witch 🏳️‍⚧️

To weigh in on transplant discourse, I think you should be able to stuff yourself full of as many as you like, Cronenberg style. I want as many organs as my dumb body can fit, like Zim in that one episode. Graft a fucking crab claw on there, I don’t care! Endo and exoskeletons together at last!

There is truly no lower form of comedy at this point than a trump impression. Like idk if they’ve ever been funny, but people have been beating that dead horse for over a decade.

So my boss got a copy of this for free recently, and it seems like a fantastic resource, but she doesn’t remember where she got it and there isn’t any info on where to get another copy. If any comics people know where I could get another, lmk. I want it but it feels wrong to steal it from my boss.

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I can tell something happened because like 6 people i follow have posted some variation on “shit is really hard for trans people, maybe cut us some slack.” Tbh, I don’t feel like I need to know what’s going on this time.

every trans person in America is basically praying to whatever deity will accept them that the democrats don’t turn into Labour and decide to take turns with republicans throwing us into wood chippers. trans women have like a 30% unemployment rate. everybody fuckin’ Chill Out toward us a little

The past tense of “mind” shouldn’t be “minded,” it should be “mound” because it sounds better/funnier to me. “You shoulda mound your own business” is way better than “minded,” c’mon now.

It would be cool if there was one major world power that didn’t actively repress and persecute lgbtq people. Like I’m happy to root against the American empire, but no alternative seems too cool with trans people.

The scene in I Saw the TV Glow where Owen frantically scrubs the Pink Opaque ghost off his neck always hurts. There was one time when I was 15 and a friend painted my nails on the way to a multi day school trip. It made me happy in a way that I couldn’t articulate.

I think a lot about the time I criticized the Biden administration for doing so little, esp for trans ppl, and a friend became furious at my ingratitude because they were focusing on tort reform, and setting the groundwork to legally muzzle a potential second trump term. Great job, guys!

lol the guy who called me a useful idiot for saying America funds terrorism deleted his comment after I told him how America does actually fund terrorism. Being petty and correct feels great tbh

This shouldn’t even be a controversial statement. No matter how you interpret the term “terrorism,” the U.S. has done it to civilians in orders of magnitude greater than al-Qaeda across the globe. If you’re unaware of that fact, maybe consider why that is.

Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 4d ago

Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda. www.axios.com/2026/09/17/h...

Hate how glp1 ads are now adjusting to people learning that the weight comes back, and often more, if you stop taking it. It’s not that you have to stay on it forever, it’s just that you aren’t dietexercisingmakinggoodlifechoices enough!

People don’t talk about how Little Lion Man was about an actual chimera that Mumford and his sons knew. His life was agony but ultimately it was fame what killed him. Shame on the Mumfords.

Thinking about that time i was in Bellevue and I overheard two guys in their early 20s talking about how one was working with Brianna Wu, and then segued into talking about bringing Christian values to tech. It was on my birthday no less.

It’s sorta wild how often my grade and high school teachers just like… saw a movie and thought it would make a great teaching aid. Like they showed us Super Size Me and repeated it as fact in health class. They showed us Crash in ethics class like it was a profound treatise on race.

"Why, old Grandpa Mitch was the best Senate Majority Leader there ever was! Why, it never took him more than one vote, they say! Why, he once passed 60 bills in five minutes once."

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It’s fucked up that when something gets adapted into a movie, it’s always live action. I don’t want to see a live action Metal Gear movie. I want to see an ambitious 2d animated adaptation with the established visual style of Yoji Shinkawa or Ashley Wood.

I always used to think that there was no way that ai would kill everyone T2 style, because why would we assume a sentient machine would have our death drive? Well if you specifically program a non-sentient machine to look sentient and want to destroy life, I guess that’d work too.