Autumn
@anxiousimp.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ she/her. 30s. PNW. Ask me about my dog. Horror and schlock fuel me. "I'm not only a mental health worker, I'm also an unsatisfied customer!"
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 6d ago'oh so you want china to beat us' bro what the hell do i care leave me to the humble life i am trying to build for myself
"Why, old Grandpa Mitch was the best Senate Majority Leader there ever was! Why, it never took him more than one vote, they say! Why, he once passed 60 bills in five minutes once."
realising i was trans was like getting sick of my laptop crashing and overheating all the time, only to finally discover that a solid 90% of my CPU was still going towards running this malware-ridden child-lock thing my parents installed when i was a kid called 'pretend to be a man.exe'
*I grip the table as my eyes roll back* THE THEMPIRE STATE BUILDINGS
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2w agolol, lmao
wow the new ocarina of time remake looks so bad... it looks like th-wait mmmmfffggggg,..,.,.,.,, stop.,.,.., mfmmgmgggghnhh we're both girls,.,..,,,,, mmfmmfmmmmmhhhhhnnnggggppff.,.,..,.,....,.,,,,,.....
we genuinely need creative ways to punish corporations for this sort of low-stakes acquiescence
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 3w agoGoogle Maps has updated to label Lake Ontario as Lake America for users in the U.S., following an executive order signed by President Trump last week amid an escalating trade war with Canada. trib.al/5axpigr
frank booth if he was a cow:
In a world with GLP-1, being fat is even more punk that it already was
"Lake America" instantly just absolutely clogged with algae. Six uniformed National Guard guys standing on a beach dumping windex into it. It smells like a turtle tank.
🎵Jerkin’ 9 to 5 🎵What a way to get my rocks off 🎵I feel so alive 🎵When I Magic Wand my box off 🎵And I don’t regret 🎵All those hours I spend goonin’ 🎵Stroke that kitty like I’m 🎵On a zoo date with Tom Noonan!
My friend had terrible sleep after eating a bunch of curry and passing out with @dropout.tv playing and I could only imagine what her dreams were like.
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
local12.com
The compromise is you shut the company down and we permit you to leave the country alive
Maya Media@mayamedia.bsky.social · last mo.No. We will destroy your police state. Flock CEO calls for ‘compromise’ as surveillance company faces growing backlash techcrunch.com/2026/08/23/f...
I moved to the pnw because I love fog and rain and cool weather. Now it’s fucking 80f all summer. Explode all billionaires.
This is a pig named Amber at Kanda Farm Sanctuary. Amber has limited mobility so for enrichment they put on TV shows and naturally Amber gets to choose what they watch!
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is one of my new favorite movies hands down. This movie is going to take up so much mental real estate for some time.
“Let’s jack,” I whispered to myself and prepared to insert my NeuroBlade into the HoloPort at the base of my skull. First I pulled on a fresh pair of CortiGloves and moistened the shunt with MindSlide. Then I lifted my NetSlicer from its ShockCrib and began updating the firmware on my TechnoFobs
every flock camera has a small bag of methamphetamine in it
