Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️

BIO-DIMBLEBY HAS DEFEATED “INFANTINO”

BIO-DIMBLEBY HAS DEFEATED “RADIO 4 LONG WAVE”, AND WITH IT “THE CRICKET”.

BIO-DIMBLEBY HAS DEFEATED “STARMER”

I was responsible for this (it was literally my idea while I was Product Manager for Media Playout at the BBC) and it is still my proudest achievement ever

Mark Simpson@marksimpson.bsky.social · 3mo ago

FYI: if you're playing a programme on BBC iPlayer in a web browser you can still turn subtitles on and off by pressing 888.

You fucked up a perfectly good Sinclair C5 is what you did. Look at it, it's got hallucinations

Euronews@euronews.com · 5mo ago

The vehicle, designed for city commuters, can chat with drivers, assist with tasks, and turn travel time into productivity.

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward

EVIDENCE FROM HIDDEN DIMBLECAMERAS SUGGEST "JENRICK" LEFT "SECRET_PLAN_4_(FINAL).PDF" ON THE PRINTER AND WENT FOR LUNCH

Jenrick to Farage

Does this mean we're allowed to call him "Bogie"?

Chris McCall@dennynews.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I asked Malcolm Offord what he knew about the cost of living crisis, given he's a yacht-owner. The new Reform leader in Scotland replied: "They'll ask me how I got her, I'll say I saved my money, they'll say, isn't she pretty, that ship called Dignity?"

You have until midnight to apply to be the next BBC Director General.

It's still a work in progress, but seems stable enough for "public beta", so by popular demand here's a standalone version of the parametric clock generator I recently added to my online teletext viewer: zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...

felt cursed, might delete later

✅ DEFEATS ENEMIES ✅ PERFECT DIMBLENEUTRALITY ✅ SPEAKS BOTH OLD AND CURRENT ENGLISH #BIOD4DG

✅ DEFEATS ENEMIES ✅ PERFECT DIMBLENEUTRALITY ✅ SPEAKS BOTH OLD AND CURRENT ENGLISH #BIOD4DG

#NEWBBCDG

#NEWBBCDG

BIO-DIMBLEBY HAS DEFEATED “DAVIE”

Scott Bryan@scottygb.bsky.social · 10mo ago

BREAKING: BBC has confirmed Tim Davie is to step down as BBC Director General

BIO DIMBLEBY STANDING BY…

Things I Made Ages Ago That I Just Found Again: 3. LWT's foray into dental hygiene.

RIP Lady Annabel Goldsmith, time-traveller.

New watch face. Thanks to @nmsni.co.uk for extracting the background from the GNAT original hardware. 😎

Oh Mandy, you came as a gift for muckraking

“MANDELSON” HAS, ONCE AGAIN, DEFEATED “HIMSELF”

Contactless payments using a test card? Now that's an exciting development! #BBCNews

Wanted it to be more a pre-gunge tank klaxon.

UK PEOPLE: If you start watching Threads at 2.12pm, the bomb will go off at the same time as the Emergency Text alert.