I choose not to get ripped because I'm hoping people mistake my dad bod for joie de vivre

PSA on the Victoria Line tube in London. Phillipson and every other GC weirdo needs to take note.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

this week on Star Trek: Sure, Fuck It, Ghosts Are Real

Pelennor Roosevelt

Private prisons create a profit motive to increase the number of prisoners in society. That, all by itself, means that private prisons cannot be allowed to exist.

Actresses like Anne Hathaway will be shunned for years for the crime of *checks notes* being considered “annoying” and “oversaturated” while actors will beat their famous wives and seemingly the entire industry will rally around putting them in franchise reboots as soon as possible

as predicted, the "teen takeover" thing is just the latest "ooh there's a scary crime wave, trust us bro" narrative from corporate-owned news media

Detroit Metro Times@metrotimes.com · 2w ago

Are unruly teenagers really “taking over” public spaces, or are news outlets turning ordinary adolescent misbehavior into something far more frightening? We take a closer look at the panic surrounding so-called “teen takeovers.” www.metrotimes.com/news/detroit...

i'm going to open a restaurant called Roux the Day

Doctor Who Without Borders

posting this Classic over here in honor of the big man himself. adios bitch

another, smaller hot dog

The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4w ago

quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers

So there’s a famously pugilistic poster on here (who has me blocked) who said, essentially, that character doesn’t matter when choosing to vote. Only policy. And I think that is just fundamentally backwards and, ultimately, the reason why the online left keeps falling for lying grifters. (Thread)

Russia could have lived happily in the post-cold war system, but then it would not have been an empire with subjects. Just like the MAGA dudes who could have lived happily in a liberal society, but then they could not lord over their wives, children and neighbors. Huffing the fumes of domination.

open all borders. stop having them be closed 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@dov.bsky.social · last mo.

i'm not being funny i dont really have much tolerance for that argument anymore. russia could have /simply not transformed into a fascist state again/ by the same method that the rest of us did

if there are fashion police, it stands to reason that there is a fashion DA, a fashion court with a fashion judge, fashion bailiff, fashion court reporter, fashion jury, and (for capital fashion crimes) a fashion executioner

but can Santa tell if you're in a coma

it's that time again, when we invent new Dick Tracy villains like the wealthy seafood heir who joined a monastery, Cloisters Rockefeller

you've mongered your last fish

so i don't know what it would be about but there needs to be a movie with the title "Terms and Conditions of Endearment"

The cooling system was installed by the village AC technician, Thermodynamix 😊

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · last mo.

FOOD INDUSTRY: Easy open packaging! It's great! Yogurt, bread, you name it! ME: how about bacon packages FOOD INDUSTRY: ha ha fuck you why would we do that

breaking news: political insiders who benefit from the status quo will oppose efforts to change it

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. Because you might have to kill more than one person.

it's only imperialism if it's from the Imperial Valley. otherwise it's just sparkling conquest

there should be a crossover between The Good Place and that show about the Chicago restaurant, called The Bearimy

new rule: every company that collects private information about people also has to publish the same information about its CEO

the primordial, original drag queen: Ur-Paul

I hope he becomes so reviled that future iterations of Star Trek, when they do that thing where they list history’s greatest mass murderers (ie “Hitler, Stalin, Mai, [insert name here], Khan … etc”), his name is included

Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The fact that Elon Musk is now one of history’s greatest mass-murderers, due to his total destruction of USAID, is still far too little-known. It’s on all of us to shout this from the rooftops. Never shut up about Elon Musk’s genocidal crimes.

Literally begging all my large account mutuals who aren’t in NYC and love boosting Mamdani publicity stunts to wake up and start spreading this message.

Irish (he/they)🏳️‍🌈@castironirish.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Protecting trans healthcare, public library funding, and the NYPD budget were like his three biggest campaign promises, and he has abandoned them. Add on to that that he restarted homeless sweeps, and it's a grim picture that people NEED to push him on.

when "GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS!" just doesn't cut it any more