Hear me out: Goal Knuble

I can’t remember the last time I’ve giggled with joy from watching the Sixers. Play that damn soooooong

Woke up with my heart pounding overnight because I dreamt that a leopard attacked me while I was trying to get away on the back of a small dog (I don’t have a dog). Sixers by a bajillion

A Philly team other than the Union won a game we are BACK BABY

open wide oh god not that wide

Bill Geerhart@conelrad6401240.bsky.social · 6d ago

Weirdest piece of political memorabilia I've ever seen.

When can we call it quits on the David Jiricek experiment

Lmao Dave put Trea on a PIP

Todd Zolecki@toddzolecki.bsky.social · 7d ago

Dave Dombrowski said Trea Turner will open the season at SS, but he told him personally that he must play well there to stay there.

Cheer up everyone the Flyers play tonight

It takes a special team to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in back to back weeks. This team needs an enema

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The Shining: Jack Torrance's Iconic Stare

Alt: The Shining: Jack Torrance's Iconic Stare

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Imagine going to a Super Bowl party and this is the broadcast they have on

Andrew Marchand@andrewmarchand.bsky.social · 2w ago

🏈 NEW: Pat McAfee will have a Super Bowl alt-cast and Monday Night Football alt cast, as part of his around $60M per year deal. Story with @danshanoff is up and free to all. 🏈 www.nytimes.com/athletic/767...

Went to the book store and found your biography

*taps sign*

Dylan Cook@dkcookie37.bsky.social · 2w ago

My wife gets it

Za’darius Smith, Jaire Alexander, and now Lane Johnson. This organization has to be beyond toxic for guys to repeatedly want out like this

My wife gets it

I wonder what Mike Gansey would be able to get in return for Trea Turner

2013 NHL lockout-style compliance buyouts to get under the inevitable salary cap so the Phillies can cut Trea Turner loose, please and thanks

Last night really happened? The Eagles lost (and couldn’t even manage a sack) against a bit from a Progressive commercial?

Makai Lemon catch for a loss, drink

Andy Dalton vs Case Keenum in prime time as God intended

Saquon looking like 2024 so at least that’s good?

What a beautiful evening to JUMP OFF THE FUCKING ROOF GO BIRDS AHAHAHA

Budd Dwyer is gonna trend in like an hour

Shipwreck@shipwreck75.bsky.social · 3w ago

President Donald Trump will be addressing the nation tomorrow from the Oval Office at 2 pm ET.

Is it an overreaction to say that I want Bryce Harper and his pals as far away from my baseball team as possible? It doesn’t feel like an overreaction

Why fire James Franklin if you’re just going to lose the big games with the new guy anyway?

Luckily as a Catholic I am able to shamelessly root for the White Sox this October since the Phillies are choosing to repeatedly shoot themselves in their collective dicks

I used to work in HR (primarily recruitment) and the only thing that would disqualify someone in this iced coffee scenario for me is leaving your trash and assuming I’ll throw it away for you

Andrew Lawrence@ndrew.bsky.social · 4w ago

how i walk out of a job interview after leaving my empty iced coffee on your desk

If Brandon Marsh remembered how to hit it is over for you hoes

Trump’s Truth Social post when he learns about this is going to be so unhinged that he might call to repeal the 13th amendment

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 4w ago

#FLgov @miamiherald.com www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...