Anthony Goatdon. 😂🤍🖤 #nufc

Wuite possibly the worst ref I’ve ever seen. #nufc

This lineup tonight feels like it could be 5-0 or 0-2. Either way I am lost as to what is going on. I am operating on the assumption I will never know as much as the collective coaching staff. But this match could be humiliating on large scale. #NUFC

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Eddie went full Plan B with that selection. 😂🤷🏼‍♂️ #nufc #howay

Love the way the ref took 5 seconds to dismiss the muppets in the VAR room and their shenanigans #NUFC

amy@ardro.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I rate a ref who is confident enough to tell VAR to get stuffed and stick with his (correct) onfield decision. Can we take him with us to the prem?

Knockout champions league football for the first time in #nufc history. Howe has received some justified criticism this season, but much of it is overblown by fans who are simply bored by his faults - which their imagined replacement wouldn’t have (they all do).

Easy. 😎 We should just quit the Premier League and play in Europe week in, week out… we could call it the Superle… oh, wait. 😂 #nufc

Newcastle United@newcastleunited.com · 7mo ago

ANOTHER BIG WIN IN THE #UCL! 💫

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You score 3? We'll score 4. That one's for you Kev 👑

What it felt like to watch that game:

Yeah, I’ll take that. 😂🖤🤍 #nufc #waddyanooo

Barnes is definitely the Angel of the North with performances like that #NUFC

Lewis Miley is the Geordie Cafu/Franco Baresi/Pirlo (delete as applicable). #nufc

Since Thiaw has played all 90 mins in thd last six weeks. He's knackered. #NUFC

Thiaw has had so many good games for us, can't be mad that it's not coming off for him tonight #NUFC

Apparently Thiaw is human after all. #nufc

That’s tough to take. #nufc

Merry Christmas to you all on #NUFC

Newcastle have reached the semi-finals of the EFL Cup in back-to-back seasons for the very first time. (Squawka)

INTO THE SEMI FINALSSSSSS 🏆

Miley has scored (I think) 5 goals for us... Has any 19 year old beaten that? Gazza maybe?

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Watching #nufc this season This is good Oh no this is shit Yes this is more like it Oh no it’s shit again

I’m going to be positive, that’s ultimately a good point. Could and maybe should have been more after going 2-1 up but let’s take it and move on. Difficult first half, good second half #nufc

Slot's playing 4D chess again. Push Salah out to free up the wages for Murphy. #nufc

Looking at the table, I think we must be top 5 for Prem form over the last 5 matches? Which is utterly ridiculous when you think about it. #NUFC

Ronan D. Donnellan@ro-di-dendron.bsky.social · 8mo ago

On the happy clapping upside, we're unbeaten in 4 in the Prem, with 3 wins and a draw. #NUFC

Liverpool pay Salah and Isak a combined £100k a day to sit on their bench. To put that in perspective, their salary in November was the same as the entire Fabian Schar transfer fee #nufc

Lewis Miley - aged NINETEEN! #NUFC

Rumour has it that Arne Slot told Mo Salah before the game that he will be replacing him with Jacob Murphy in January. #itk #nufc

They’re all in for Murphy now. 😉😅 £250m minimum! #nufc #freesalah

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 8mo ago

🚨💣 BREAKING! Mo Salah: “It’s very clear that someone wants me to get all the blame”. “The club promised in the summer, a lot of promise for me, and so far, I am on the bench for three games. All I can say is keep the promises”. 👀