Tav, unrelated

@donshotfirst.bsky.social

pauper of the surf

Hogwarts Academy has been destroyed by Godzilla, specifically the version from Shin Godzilla w the googly eyes that crawls around on its belly. Reports from the scene indicate that the agonizing deaths of the entire faculty & student body were "weirdly amusing" yet "deeply upsetting to look at"

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

Bild

when the election is a month away, these guys say well hey, it's too late now, hold your nose & vote for the lesser of two evils. but when it's three years away, you have three years to get the fuck over it, apparently

@GBDinExile@gbdawkins.bsky.social · 12mo ago

Prepare yourself for a Dem nominee (him or somebody else) with whom you don’t agree on everything (Gaza, trans issues, death penalty). You have three years to get the fuck over it because anyone the Dems offer up is better than this or something like this.

I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

Old vampires loathe nothing more than the sound of machines. They remember the world when it was quiet; they remember a time before the hiss of engines, the rattle of pipes, the omnipresent hum of computation, so cruel to their sensitive ears