I am more staggeringly tired this week than I have been in a long time.
The Sword of Domi-cles
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Gal by the name of Domi wanders these parts. She/her. Minneapolis-adjacent cryptid. This is my brain's junk drawer.
Always kind of thinking about Marisa Tomei's 3/4 length sleeve (?), mock neck (?), lightly shoulder-padded (?), floral catsuit from MY COUSIN VINNY so I sketched it.
This is somehow even more soothing than looking at Minnesotans looking at fish.
I will always consume a perfect peach in ways that are vulgar and shameful
the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter
My 2026 Minnesota State Fair sunset pictures are early this year. It was the fine arts exhibition preview night tonight but I spent most of my time running around grabbing pics of this wicked sky.
For too long we have conceded weaponised annoying to creepy right wing guys
TW@twesq.bsky.social · 4d agosome heroes wear plaid, this man is a hell of an ally, turned the perv’s approach of bothering people in public right back on him while allowing the girl to get a clean exit
Seeing this makes me immediately want to trawl the Internet for, idk, recent senate committee hearing recordings or alien disclosure documents There must be something going on that someone doesn't actually want us discussing
This is not the only post I've seen about this discourse but it is the one I've seen the most and I gotta say: The entire concept of this being a conversation that exists in the world at all is so profoundly stupid that it feels like it must be a psy-op or distraction
hailey@hailey.at · 3d agobsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this: future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
Fred Rogers and Dolly Parton found in religion a torch to guide them on the path of righteousness. They never sought to use it to set anyone else on fire. That’s all any reasonable person could ask of another.
One of the all time great tweets.
Microplastics Sommelier@leastactionhero.bsky.social · 3d agoRIP to a legend
"kill them with kindness" wrong. dolly parton with the holy moonlight greatsword to the face
Jake Lang continues to be Having A Bad Time. I think that's nice.
Jared Holt@jaredlholt.bsky.social · 3d agoAccording to a statement posted on Lang's X account, he's still in some real legal trouble. It says that Texas has revoked Lang's bond due to his arrest and that he will remain in custody and be extradited to the state for a court hearing. Here's the relevant excerpt of that post:
Losing Catherine O'Hara and Dolly Parton in the same year while that orange homunculus still slithers about the earth is such a fucking gut punch.
for anyone who thinks "Shrek" is an insult, you should talk to young millennial and Gen Z women and find out how they feel about Shrek.
Playboy@playboy.com · 3d agoThere’s a viral theory called "Shrekking" that beautiful college women are “dating down,” but they don’t quite see it that way. “I would rather be with someone who treats me well but isn’t as good looking than have someone who doesn’t treat me well but has good looks.”
Se7en (1995, directed by David Fincher)
Garfield and Friends Screens@garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 3d ago
i think it's really funny that the American Christian's conception of God is basically that he's a vending machine
I'm doing a first pass on the ballot and holy shit, the tarantula tosser made it on to the ballot as an Independent in the US Senate race? (For the out of state people, this isn't a weird euphemism: Marisa Simonetti threw a live tarantula at someone she was mad at.)
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
local12.com
Stick your militant doomer bullshit up your ass. Everybody isn't required to share your precious cynicism.