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machine men with machine minds and machine hearts
I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him
bluesky is an esoteric millennial cult centered around the messianic promise of returning to Forums
How can anyone be excited for Resident Evil when we have the damn President Evil in the White House right now
You are a pedo protecting Karen Probably a Ghislaine. You nasty heffa. You dirty ho. Just a sexual deviant and dumb and ugly and yo feet stank.
masterduel is a game about watching someone combo for 10 minutes to get the same 5 boss monsters you saw in the previous 1000 games onto the field
as a brian griffin democrat, i am displeased with the direction of the party, and have grave concerns about hasan piker
AI is coming for the FBI's job of talking mentally handicapped teenagers into acts of terrorism
we make fun of boomers falling for website sidebar scam ads now. but one day our kids will be making fun of us falling for the illicit hologram scam ads beamed directly into our brains by Neo Hong Kong organ pirates
how the fuck did I get a job doing math man I don't fucking know how to do math
gonna create a guide to movies for guys who only watch MCU shit If you liked THE AVENGERS You might like SEVEN SAMURAI If you liked GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY You might like THE WILD BUNCH If you liked SPIDER-MAN You might like ENEMY If you liked CAPTAIN AMERICA You might like COME AND SEE
watched Infernal Affairs not long ago and it was very good, but I think The Departed is one of the very few English adaptations that's better than the original
got Florence Pugh and Chloe Grace Moretz confused yesterday and was going insane trying to find evidence that Florence Pugh was lesbian after I told my gf she was
thinking about Don't Look Up again, which is probably one of the worst movies ever made
As a writer at An Important Paper I am actually a biologically different (and better) being than janitors, cashiers, or the homeless. In fact, I am probably genetically closer to Billionaires
The Left is indoctrinating your children by adding I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry to school curriculums across the country
"We need more center right wingers on here." Yeah because in their absence, you're filling that role and you don't want to think too hard about that one
Me walking into the psych ward I was a patient at for the job
Me walking into the psych ward I was a patient at for a job interview
disabled windows driver updates and zero rpm via the registry and the fan still won't kick on no matter the load, just gonna RMA it, buy an nvidia again, and sell the RMA'd card when it gets back
update: it was/is overheating, the GPU's fans are failing to turn on under heavy load and the stress test wasn't getting it hot enough to trigger the shutdown. clean install of windows and drivers and the issues persist, so i guess it's RMA time