Jac

@dairyqueenslime.bsky.social

machine men with machine minds and machine hearts

we make fun of boomers falling for website sidebar scam ads now. but one day our kids will be making fun of us falling for the illicit hologram scam ads beamed directly into our brains by Neo Hong Kong organ pirates

gonna create a guide to movies for guys who only watch MCU shit If you liked THE AVENGERS You might like SEVEN SAMURAI If you liked GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY You might like THE WILD BUNCH If you liked SPIDER-MAN You might like ENEMY If you liked CAPTAIN AMERICA You might like COME AND SEE

As a writer at An Important Paper I am actually a biologically different (and better) being than janitors, cashiers, or the homeless. In fact, I am probably genetically closer to Billionaires