DP: MLB SVP of Nacho Consumption
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"Puerile but excellent" –@ a cool dude "An ignorable dipshit" –@ a less cool dude Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.
Unfortunately they changed the criteria this year to whether you believe historical figures actually existed.
Pete Crow-Armstrong just passed Shohei Ohtani in homers. Could someone finally wrestle the NL MVP away? Is a half season of pitching worth more than PCA's full year of defense? I don’t know. either way, it's going to be a tight race for NL MVP, and it should be.
I am not ok and I am not taking questions at this time
Diamondbacks got an outfielder and a snack
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The Arizona Diamondbacks, desperately searching for another bat, acquire Lars Nootbar from the St. Louis Cardinals. @jorgecastillo on it.
current Strait of Hormuz situation
"It's about protecting women's sports which, by the way, I hate more than anything in the world."
What sort of delusional BS is this??? www.mediaite.com/media/news/c...
The 12yo (Orioles/Cardinals), 8yo (Angels/Cardinals), and I are all going to have a really bad time today
🔁 @Ken_Rosenthal retweeted @ZackMeisel Source: The Guardians are acquiring outfielder Jo Adell from the Angels
In the future, everyone will have the joy of watching Luis Arraez slap singles around for their team for 15 minutes
BREAKING: The Philadelphia Phillies are acquiring second baseman Luis Arraez in a trade with the San Francisco Giants, sources tell ESPN.
Happy birthday to one of my oldest friends, the incomparable @eagleeye1906.blacksky.app Hope you're enjoying your day, buddy!
This Edman take is a unique way to say "I never paid attention to the Cardinals"
Hi I'm messaging you from the vast wilderness of the land known as "Wisconsin" to bring you this important message: Vote full-time navy road caps or gtfo
#STLCards fans: the Cardinals are doing a uniform/hat survey. Make sure to upvote the navy road cap, otherwise I'm afraid it might die out eventually. cardinals.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
If you do this to a loved one, you should be sentenced to live in Decatur, IL, for a period of no less than one month When I'm elected,
My husband texted me "IT HAPPENED" but it turned out to be about LeBron going to the 76ers. I had 2 minutes of beautiful serenity.