As someone who was often in the middle of this “game” at camp I find this scarier than the actual SLEEPAWAY CAMP poster
I thought this up while I was at the pool today and it made me laugh, and I actually remembered to make it when i got home.
Josh, Still Turning Green
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Horror nerd, movie nerd, crime fiction nerd, general nerd.
As someone who was often in the middle of this “game” at camp I find this scarier than the actual SLEEPAWAY CAMP poster
I thought this up while I was at the pool today and it made me laugh, and I actually remembered to make it when i got home.
I watched CRIMSON TIDE tonight for the first time in quite a while and those two lead performances are truly something else. Amazing. Also, completely forgot Ricky Schroeder was in it so here’s a hey fuck that guy for good measure.
I don’t know why this made me laugh as much as it did, but I cannot deny that it did
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
A great piece about Zevon on the anniversary of his death. I also strongly recommend I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD by Crystal Zevon, which is not only an incredible chronicle of making music in 1970s LA, but of loving someone brilliant who treats you very, very badly. www.theringer.com/2018/09/07/m...
His Sh*t’s F***ed Up: The Complicated Legacy of Warren Zevon
The late singer-songwriter has been gone for 15 years, but his life and career still aren’t any easier to make sense of: He was as gifted, haunted, and destructive as any musician from his generation.
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And then there are days where you accidentally spill a metric shitload of black garlic broth all over your freshly laundered tablecloth so now your entire house smells like a Van Helsing theme restaurant. Sigh.
Happy National Read a Book Day! Here’s what I’m reading. Just finished Clown in a Cornfield 4 by Adam Cesare (really fun!) and starting The Seventh by Richard Stark (Donald E Westlake if ya nasty)
Happy National Read a Book Day! Here’s what I’m reading. Interesting Facts About Space by Emily Austin 📱 The Imagineering Story by Leslie Iwerks 📕 Book Lovers by Emily Henry 🎧
"there's about thirty seconds of ai in the movie" damn that sucks for the other 100 minutes bc i will not be seeing those either
Who needs music when you have the way Steven Seagal pronounces “Nicaragua” in ABOVE THE LAW
i love that this has had literally no impact on my day lol
ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok Are Down
Drew makes these subscriptions beyond worth it, I promise you
I know you're tired of me trying to drum up new subscribers. Believe me, I never imagined myself busking for a living in my 50s but here we are. You get so much for your money. Seriously consider an annual Bundle. Please.
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? Bet I’m the only one who chooses KISS OF DEATH but I gotta be me
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old. Baisc bitch answer, maybe? But true.
Officer, this sandwich board I'm wearing breaks no law. All it says is WATCH IS GOD IS OR BE A PUNK BITCH. I read up on this, nothing illegal about it whatsoever. I agree that the bullhorn is a choice and I have made it, sir. Yet the laws are clear, and they are on my side. ...have YOU seen it?
Dancing Mallori Johnson
Alt: Dancing Mallori Johnson and Kara Young
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Great call (and Try to Believe is my favorite Boingo song because of how it repurposes the MIDNIGHT RUN score)
My favorite is one NOBODY talks about…..Midnight Run. It’s unlike any other soundtrack he’s done and it’s great.
I love a lot of them but gotta go with BEETLEJUICE
Favorite Danny Elfman score, go
A Joe Lansdale movie starring Jeff Speakman?!?! @ajmacready.bsky.social somebody has been reading our diaries!
More Joe Lansdale movies would heal the planet. Okay, I'm exaggerating. However, it would heal every problem with me. I'm certain of it.
A long awaited upgrade finally in hand. Bittersweet being one of Tony's final covers. However, @neilsnowdon.bsky.social remains doing the lord's work with these great releases!
One Perfect Shot: SOCIETY (1989) dir- Brian Yuzna
Another impossible standard for women to live up to
The horrifying realization that Coyote Vs Acme delighted me as a 90s style legal thriller for the same reason Roger Rabbit delighted old people as a 50s noir.
I loved COYOTE VS ACME. Smart, funny, full of both heart and Peter Lorre. It’s ridiculous that this was considered a project to be buried, and I’m grateful it got to see the light of day, it’s terrific.
Yes! Is NEW NIGHTMARE the only meta-horror movie that does this? Maybe FADE TO BLACK (if that counts as meta, I feel like there’s an argument to be made that it does). Any others I can think of play the referential stuff as comedy and/or memberberries
Couple things I love about NEW NIGHTMARE: It avoids relying on wink & point moments. Everything isn't a cute self-reference, it's just part of that world & the story #nowwatching
The only thing I remember about Endgame is Scott Wampler's Thicc Thanos so I think I'm ready for Doomsday. (RIP Scott, who I miss most at times of terrible film discourse)
CLUE is a perfect movie because accepting political bribes, killing your husband(s), a doctor sleeping with his patients, war profiteering, and running an underground brothel are put on the same level of depravity as being a gay Republican lmao.
Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue
ALT: Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue
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Bravo to the brave heroes of ICE for keeping us safe from such clearly dangerous monsters. Jesus, you fucking ghouls. This country is beyond broken and anyone who can support ICE and their ilk should be spayed/neutered/thrown into the sun (not necessarily in that order).
BREAKING: Liam Tadeo was just deported by ICE.
One genuine benefit of social media: it can help you find your people. This movie rules.
it’s me the freak who’s excited for this forum.blu-ray.com/showthread.p...