Which one is Hank and which is John? Does it make a difference?

Get your nerd on with a TOS phaser and a Spock costume from season 3.

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

Hot take: Beyonce's "Blackbiird" is really good.

When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?

Director sabotaging a show you say.

Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterday

in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...

Read it here if you haven't yet. Today is the very best day of all days to read it for the first time. short-stories.co/@raybradbury...

There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury

The voice-clock sang, breakfast was ejected, but no doors slammed. The garage chimed and lifted its door to reveal the waiting car. The house sat alone in a city of rubble and…

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Adam Rawnsley@arawnsley.bsky.social · yesterday

Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.

Congressman Davy - a musical I wrote with @deanowaco.bsky.social -is out now! FREE radio play version (96 min): tinyurl.com/3933pkf5 / Get the soundtrack (featuring Robbie Fulks, Kelly Hogan, Jon Langford, Sally Timms, Nora O'Connor): tinyurl.com/2s4djva3

Remember when stuff used to get cheaper every year? My nice Music Pro earplugs went for a ride in the wash and got destroyed. They were $298 back in 2019. Now they're $419.

My these presents, this is you.

I went to the 2:15pm showing of The Odyssey today in iMax and um... it was sold out. Tomorrow morning's 10:15am show is also sold out. Probably should blame it all on woke. Somehow.

My vertical illusion of demoted enhancing content requirements architecting bidirectional authorization licensing for collaboration in R2C environments in graphics percentage technologies.

It’s important to understand that when 1.2 million Americans are dying from a disease, any government action is excessive and tyrannical, but if a dozen trans women want to play soccer no government action can go far enough

I got Things Fall Apart by Chinua Achebe for my birthday. Man, it's a good book. The ending is vicious. The characters are amazing and the attacks on the patriarchy are dead-on.

And communist is panda, and panda is a tactical giraffe, and tactical giraffe is a superlative mitochondria, and a superlative mitochondria is a myocene pretrial diversion.

post malone ergo propter malone@proptermalone.bsky.social · 3d ago

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

The whole deal of the US party system is that the parties can't hierarchically dictate who is in them. Indeed, and oddly for the English-speaking world, the major US parties do not have names which indicate their ideological bent (like "labor" or "conservative.")

Mediaite@mediaite.com · 3d ago

James Carville Tells Fox News He’s Out of the Democratic Party if Hasan Piker Stays: ‘One of Us is Going to Leave’

I mix up the Iliad and the Aeneid.

Ker-thump kerthump, twiggilty-wigglety boo.

What kind of MONSTER would deny this little froggo a grant?!

Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D.@sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 3d ago

Staring down a day of navigating grants so we can afford to do more projects in the spring. Everybody crossed your fingers for us.

When the gods want to test a man's character they put him on the computer

Rock and roll. And I was HOME by 10:24pm. And yes, the band learned Freebird.

The alien intelligence which dictates all my posts is right and just and should be worshipped as a god, unquestioned and obeyed immediately when they descend to the Earth after their long journey through the Great Void.

Yes

gonna start talking like this to my boss

Allen Heath QU-SB as a stage box (the preamps on the SQ5 plooped the dorp for the most part.)

Dogs bark because they are filled with ennui.

free-fire zone, go-go, gunship, groupie, hippie (really? "hippie" didn't show up until 1965?) teach-in, tenured (??), Ugly American, and holy cats: wheelie! I've been using "wheelie" as an example of a word that hasn't been replaced yet. Kids still say it.

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/